Seeing a good friend is great....
as I don't see many old friends any more...
Anyway today Mostly sunny.
Highs in the lower 50s.
North winds around 5 mph.
24ยบ degrees this morning....
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old
daughter.
The mother said, "What does the cow say?"
The child answered, "Moo!"
The mother then said, "Great! What does the cat say?"
The child replied, "Meow."
The mother exclaimed, "Oh, you're so smart!
What does the frog say?"
The wide-eyed little 3-year-old looked up at her mother and in
her deepest voice replied, "Bud lite."
daughter.
The mother said, "What does the cow say?"
The child answered, "Moo!"
The mother then said, "Great! What does the cat say?"
The child replied, "Meow."
The mother exclaimed, "Oh, you're so smart!
What does the frog say?"
The wide-eyed little 3-year-old looked up at her mother and in
her deepest voice replied, "Bud lite."
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for
something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was
typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and
devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows.....
readers digest and writers cramp.
something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was
typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and
devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows.....
readers digest and writers cramp.
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A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the
phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the
phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around
and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ""Can I help you?""
The man said, ""Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
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A. Single women comes home, see what's in the fridge
and goes to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang then
with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society:
the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society:
the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for
a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour
for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before
the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest
of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query,
roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! ....
That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know.
But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
a minor traffic summons.
He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour
for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before
the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest
of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query,
roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! ....
That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:
"That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The young man replied, "I know.
But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Visiting a new port is always exciting, and when our destroyer docked
in Kiel, Germany, it was no different.
In fact, one of my men was awestruck.
"Look, Chief," he whispered excitedly.
"They have Volkswagens over here too!"
in Kiel, Germany, it was no different.
In fact, one of my men was awestruck.
"Look, Chief," he whispered excitedly.
"They have Volkswagens over here too!"
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Todays Thought;
My father said: "You must never try to make all the
money that's in a deal.
Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a
reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many
deals." - Jean Paul Getty
Let the other fellow make some money too, because if you have a
reputation for always making all the money, you won't have many
deals." - Jean Paul Getty
Rae's Trivia.....
Humans don’t have very much hair on their bodies anymore
(except maybe for guys who get their backs waxed).
So, hair standing up doesn’t make very good insulation....
we don’t have enough fur for that.
However, those little muscles we have on the end of each hair still
work........ They still make goose bumps.
(except maybe for guys who get their backs waxed).
So, hair standing up doesn’t make very good insulation....
we don’t have enough fur for that.
However, those little muscles we have on the end of each hair still
work........ They still make goose bumps.
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