Heat wave today... All of 43º now,
And will get into the 60's today.....
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Gus boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman
wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen.
He asked her about it.
"This is the Klopman diamond," she said.
"It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What's the curse?" the Gus asked.
"Mr. Klopman."
wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen.
He asked her about it.
"This is the Klopman diamond," she said.
"It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it."
"What's the curse?" the Gus asked.
"Mr. Klopman."
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yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.
(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a goat sitting next
to him.
"Are you a goat?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The goat replied, "Well, I liked the book."
to him.
"Are you a goat?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The goat replied, "Well, I liked the book."
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Teacher to Little Johnny – Tell me one thing which flies in the sky
but gives birth on earth.
Little Johnny replies in a fraction of second- Air Hostess......
but gives birth on earth.
Little Johnny replies in a fraction of second- Air Hostess......
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Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings..
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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There once was a man named O'Toole
Who couldn't follow a single Catholic rule
So he converted to Islam to start a new life
And suddenly felt better about beating his wife.
Who couldn't follow a single Catholic rule
So he converted to Islam to start a new life
And suddenly felt better about beating his wife.
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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Mike and Sam had not seen each other in many years.
Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by
telling about their lives.
Finally, Mike invited Sam to visit him in his new apartment.
"I got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great, where do you live? "
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the
apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with
your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow,
then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you
see my name on the door.
Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door
open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed?"
Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by
telling about their lives.
Finally, Mike invited Sam to visit him in his new apartment.
"I got a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."
"Great, where do you live? "
"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the
apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with
your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow,
then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you
see my name on the door.
Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."
"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door
open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"
"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed?"
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Had Chinese Food & my fortune cookie read,
"Be not afraid to walk through the door of opportunity";
so I left the restaurant without paying.
"Be not afraid to walk through the door of opportunity";
so I left the restaurant without paying.
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Todays Thought...
It is smart to learn from our mistakes,
but even smarter to learn from the mistakes of others.
but even smarter to learn from the mistakes of others.
Rae's Trivia...
Alexander Solzhenitsyn was born in 1918 in Russia.
His writing angered the Soviet government, and he spent eight years
in prison and labor camps, after which he was exiled to Kazakhstan.
Millions read his first novel, One day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich,
about his experiences in prison.
He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1970.
His writing angered the Soviet government, and he spent eight years
in prison and labor camps, after which he was exiled to Kazakhstan.
Millions read his first novel, One day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich,
about his experiences in prison.
He won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1970.
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