mad because I'm down here were it's warm...
Went to a Deland Laughter Society Music and
comedy show... Was great.....
Great jokes, and very good singers....
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a nice sunset....
Daytonia Beach
Gater Breakfast??
Balloon breakfast??
yep... he's looks cool....
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An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he
had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me,
I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house,
slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out..
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard,
he walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall
and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet
dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon
your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap,
with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3
He's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he
had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me,
I gave him a few pats on his head;
he then followed me into my house,
slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out..
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard,
he walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall
and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet
dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon
your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap,
with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3
He's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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A couple of inmates in a mental institute were chatting one
day in the rec room.
First loony says, "Desist from talking to me for I am
Napoleon!"
Second nut says "What makes you think you're Napoleon?"
"God told me I am Napoleon."
A little voice from the corner piped up....... "I did not."
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day in the rec room.
First loony says, "Desist from talking to me for I am
Napoleon!"
Second nut says "What makes you think you're Napoleon?"
"God told me I am Napoleon."
A little voice from the corner piped up....... "I did not."
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Birthday gift....
Mrs. A: “What birthday gift will you give your husband?”
Mrs. B: “100 of his favourite cigars.”
Mrs. A: “That would cost a fortune!”
Mrs. B: “ No it won’t.
He hasn’t noticed that each day I take out a couple from
the box.
He will be delighted to get the kind he always smokes!”
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Mrs. A: “What birthday gift will you give your husband?”
Mrs. B: “100 of his favourite cigars.”
Mrs. A: “That would cost a fortune!”
Mrs. B: “ No it won’t.
He hasn’t noticed that each day I take out a couple from
the box.
He will be delighted to get the kind he always smokes!”
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A man declined an invitation to go to the zoo.
His explanation: “My eldest daughter does the kangaroo walk,
my second daughter talks like a parrot, my son laughs like a
hyena, my wife watches me like a hawk, my cook’s cross as a
bear, and my in-laws think I’m an old goat.
When I go anywhere, I want a change!”
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His explanation: “My eldest daughter does the kangaroo walk,
my second daughter talks like a parrot, my son laughs like a
hyena, my wife watches me like a hawk, my cook’s cross as a
bear, and my in-laws think I’m an old goat.
When I go anywhere, I want a change!”
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Gus: “Mama, I’ve got a stomach ache!”
Mother: “That’s because it’s empty.
You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
As gus is finishing his bowl of soup, the minister walks in.
During the conversation he mentions that his head had been
hurting all day.
Gusgave this advice: “That’s because it’s empty.......
You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
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Mother: “That’s because it’s empty.
You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
As gus is finishing his bowl of soup, the minister walks in.
During the conversation he mentions that his head had been
hurting all day.
Gusgave this advice: “That’s because it’s empty.......
You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
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Gus: “There’s going to be trouble at the grocer’s.”
Mother: “Why, Dear?”
Gus: “His wife just had a baby girl, and all week he had a
sign on his window saying “Boy Wanted”
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Mother: “Why, Dear?”
Gus: “His wife just had a baby girl, and all week he had a
sign on his window saying “Boy Wanted”
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The young daughter of a radio announcer was invited to
dinner, and was asked to say the grace before supper.
She announced: “This food comes to us through the
courtesy of Almighty God.”
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Pete: “How many kinds of milk are there?”
Father: “There’s many kinds.
There’s fresh milk, evaporated milk, condensed milk…
why do you ask?”
Gus: “Well, I’m drawing the picture of a cow and I wanted to
know how many spigots to put on her.
dinner, and was asked to say the grace before supper.
She announced: “This food comes to us through the
courtesy of Almighty God.”
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Pete: “How many kinds of milk are there?”
Father: “There’s many kinds.
There’s fresh milk, evaporated milk, condensed milk…
why do you ask?”
Gus: “Well, I’m drawing the picture of a cow and I wanted to
know how many spigots to put on her.
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No thoughts for Pete today....
Not on my puter and I'm sorry.....
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I am also sorry...no Trivia for Rae....
I am enjoying my self though.....
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