Friday, October 21, 2011

Good Morning, Friends....
Today...Partly sunny. Highs around 60.
West winds 5 to 10 mph.
Yesterday's wind gusts were pretty fast....
Acorns and leaves were coming down....
 

No waffles...Please.....





you can tell I love these toons....


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~  I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell
something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the
kitchen floor, not breathing!.
I panicked. I didn’t know what to do…………………
Then I remembered I Hop serves breakfast until 11.30.

~  The math teacher saw that little Jimmy wasn't paying
attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Jimmy!
what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "ESPN, FOX, NBC and the
Nickelodeon!"

~  Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
fee" on money they already know you don't have?

~  I love my children as much as anybody in here.
I let them watch TV and stuff .......
when I let them out of the shed.

~  what do you get when you cross an elephant and a
rhino?
el if i know

~  Many years ago, I attended the University of North
Texas. 
 I decided to enroll in first-year French for an easy credit.
 Our professor cracked me up when she explained,
"Now remember, class, 'tu' means 'y'all'
 and 'vous' means 'all y'all.'

~  Father O'Malley answers the phone. 
"Hello is this Father O'Malley?"
 "It is"
 "This is the IRS.  Can you help us?"
 "I can!"
 "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?""
 "I do"
 "Is he a member of your congregation?"
 "He is"
 "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
 "He will"

~  All kids like vegetables, after the potato has been
turned into a chip, the carrot into a cake, the cucumber
into a pickle, and the tomato into a pizza sauce.

~  A customer in the luggage store had looked at almost
 every bag when a salesman approached him and said,
"Can I help you find something?"
 "Actually,"the customer said, "I'm not buying. 
I'm just looking for a friend."
" Very well," replied the salesman.
"would you like me to open up the last few to see if
he's in one of them?"

Todays Thought:
~ Power is like a fried egg no matter how you cut it up
somebody always get's more than the rest....


Rae's Trivia......
The valves of the human heart are as thick as a single
piece of tissue paper. 
Women reject heart transplants more often than men.
or how about....
Coca Cola was originally described as an
"Esteemed Brain Tonic and Intellectual Beverage".


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