Cloudy. Today Showers likely...mainly in the afternoon.
Highs in the upper 50s. Chance of rain 60 percent.
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Yesterdays Cloudy day....
"Bubba".. it's never over!
So that's were all the cat wailings coming from....
Cats love boxes.....
So that's way my socks are disappearing...
A chicken place in NY.!
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~ A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where
a charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the atmosphere, the pig suggested
to the chicken that they each make an offering.
“Great idea!” the chicken replied.
“Let’s offer them ham and eggs!”
“Not so fast,” said the pig.
“For you, that’s an offering..... For me, it’s a sacrifice.”
a charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the atmosphere, the pig suggested
to the chicken that they each make an offering.
“Great idea!” the chicken replied.
“Let’s offer them ham and eggs!”
“Not so fast,” said the pig.
“For you, that’s an offering..... For me, it’s a sacrifice.”
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~ At the urging of his doctor, Pete moved to Virginia.
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an
older man.
“Say, is this really a healthy place?”
“It sure is,” Gus replied.
“When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I
had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said Pete.
“How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an
older man.
“Say, is this really a healthy place?”
“It sure is,” Gus replied.
“When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I
had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said Pete.
“How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”
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~ Q: How many rednicks from Greene, VA does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to do it and the other three to sit around
and talk about how good the old one was.
~ Q: How many rednicks from Greene, VA does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to do it and the other three to sit around
and talk about how good the old one was.
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~ Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition
imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Gus and his wife
listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things that are important
to each other'.
He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe
your wife's favorite flower?'
Gus leaned over, touched wife's arm gently and
whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?'
And thus began Gus's life of celibacy.
imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Gus and his wife
listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that
husbands and wives know the things that are important
to each other'.
He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe
your wife's favorite flower?'
Gus leaned over, touched wife's arm gently and
whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?'
And thus began Gus's life of celibacy.
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~ I am tired of my wife always saying that I never do any
house chores.
Nonsense! I am constantly cleaning the internet
browsing history.
house chores.
Nonsense! I am constantly cleaning the internet
browsing history.
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~ Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant,
were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out
of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out
of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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~ The census taker knocked on Taz's door.
She answered all his questions except one.
She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker,"
he said.
"Did my next door neighbors, Miss Maisy Hill and
Miss Daisy Hill, tell you THEIR ages?" she asked.
"Certainly," he replied.
"Well, I'm the same age as they are!" she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
She answered all his questions except one.
She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker,"
he said.
"Did my next door neighbors, Miss Maisy Hill and
Miss Daisy Hill, tell you THEIR ages?" she asked.
"Certainly," he replied.
"Well, I'm the same age as they are!" she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
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~ Well, you learn a lot about life growing up in a big
family, dont you?
Yeah, I learned that Im replaceable.
family, dont you?
Yeah, I learned that Im replaceable.
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Todays thought:
* A society without religion is like a vessel without
compass. - Napoleon
compass. - Napoleon
Rae's Trivia...
There are 40,000 muscles and tendons in an elephant’s
trunk.
This makes it very strong and flexible, allowing an
elephant to pluck a delicate flower, untie a knot,
or tear a tree out of the ground; yet the trunk is sensitive
enough to smell water 3 miles away.
trunk.
This makes it very strong and flexible, allowing an
elephant to pluck a delicate flower, untie a knot,
or tear a tree out of the ground; yet the trunk is sensitive
enough to smell water 3 miles away.
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