Cloudy with a 40 percent chance of showers.
Highs in the mid 50s. Northwest winds 10 to 15 mph
with gusts up to 25 mph.
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Friday's Sunrise....
Have some Breakfast?
Toad stool....but no toads....
Breakfast?
I wondred why so slow....
No...there bad for you.....
Mr. clean?
Alright... lets go!!
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~ Pete is inconsolable after his dog goes missing.
His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper,
which he does.
But two weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt.
"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
"Here boy," he replies.
His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper,
which he does.
But two weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt.
"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
"Here boy," he replies.
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~ R-ville is SO small we can't afford a Town Drunk -
we have to take turns.
R-ville is SO small - for years I thought the name of the
town was Resume Speed.
we have to take turns.
R-ville is SO small - for years I thought the name of the
town was Resume Speed.
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~ We all can agree, no matter what color you are,
every group of friends has that one stupid friend.
Look around you, youll find one.
If you cant find one, its you.
every group of friends has that one stupid friend.
Look around you, youll find one.
If you cant find one, its you.
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~ Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because
Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid
of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid
of Chuck Norris.
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~ You might be a redneck if...
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your
hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path
to the restroom was flooded.
During your senior year you and your mother had
homeroom together.
You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking
when it gets light.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the
keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going
deer hunting.
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the
Dairy Queen.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your
hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path
to the restroom was flooded.
During your senior year you and your mother had
homeroom together.
You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking
when it gets light.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the
keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going
deer hunting.
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the
Dairy Queen.
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~ A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the
next fairway.
Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the
ground, groaning with pain.
'I'm an attorney,' the wincing man said, 'and this is
going to cost you $5000.'
'I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,' the concerned golfer replied.
'But I did yell 'fore'.'
'I'll take it,' the attorney said.
next fairway.
Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the
ground, groaning with pain.
'I'm an attorney,' the wincing man said, 'and this is
going to cost you $5000.'
'I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,' the concerned golfer replied.
'But I did yell 'fore'.'
'I'll take it,' the attorney said.
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Todays thought:
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a
good digestion.- Jacques Rousseau
good digestion.- Jacques Rousseau
Rae's Trivia.....
In June 1946, NBC-TV and Gillette staged what they
billed as the first "television sports extravaganza":
the Joe Louis-Billy Conn heavyweight fight at Yankee
Stadium.
The fight was a huge viewing success, with an estimated
audience of 150,000 watching on just 5,000 sets.
For every TV set tuned in to the fight, there was an
average of 30 people watching.
Many were seeing a sporting event on television for the
first time.
billed as the first "television sports extravaganza":
the Joe Louis-Billy Conn heavyweight fight at Yankee
Stadium.
The fight was a huge viewing success, with an estimated
audience of 150,000 watching on just 5,000 sets.
For every TV set tuned in to the fight, there was an
average of 30 people watching.
Many were seeing a sporting event on television for the
first time.
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