Today we'll have... A chance of showers in the morning...
then showers likely with a slight chance of thunderstorms
in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 70s.
Chance of rain 70 percent.
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Yesterdays Sunrise.......
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I don't know about you, but I love fried Chicken....
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Hey! "Bubba"..Dogs can't read.......
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Looks like a couple "Cat Fish".......
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Hey! a famous side walk artist did this.....
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Must be a "Lazyboy' couch....
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Damn, Is that you, BATMAN??
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Going to take this shortcut...
See you tomorrow.....
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* Vicky was at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect.
Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a
stranger?s voice say, ?We have Vicky on the line.
Will you accept the charges??
Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came
charging outside screaming, ?Dad!
They have Mom!.... And they want money!?
During a break, she decided to call home collect.
Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a
stranger?s voice say, ?We have Vicky on the line.
Will you accept the charges??
Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came
charging outside screaming, ?Dad!
They have Mom!.... And they want money!?
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* Okay, so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from
Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks,
"Say, how much land you think you got here?"
Mainer: 'Bout 10 acres I'd say."
Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to
drive completely around my property!"
Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too...
Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks,
"Say, how much land you think you got here?"
Mainer: 'Bout 10 acres I'd say."
Texan (boasting): Well, on my lot, it takes me all day to
drive completely around my property!"
Mainer: "Yep, I got one of them trucks too...
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* There was a blonde chef who got fired recently.....
They said it was because she lacked common scents........
They said it was because she lacked common scents........
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* why is a banana is like a politician?
When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten..
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like
NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate
sponsors.
When he first comes in he is green, then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten..
I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like
NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate
sponsors.
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* You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
without holding on.
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* So there's this foreign guy in the office today,
and my coworker is talking to him about a new born
baby.
"What'd you have?" she asks.
His eyes light up with the love you only see in a brand
new father, and he says, "an American citizen!"
and my coworker is talking to him about a new born
baby.
"What'd you have?" she asks.
His eyes light up with the love you only see in a brand
new father, and he says, "an American citizen!"
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* Stoner walks up to a guy with a chicken on a rotisserie
spit on the barbecue grill.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuude".
"What?", asks the barbecuer.
"Duuuuuude, the music has stopped and your
monkey's on fire."
spit on the barbecue grill.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuude".
"What?", asks the barbecuer.
"Duuuuuude, the music has stopped and your
monkey's on fire."
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* I saved my mistress' phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'.
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus
takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus
takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.
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~ My Wife and I are inseparable.
In fact, last week it took four cops and a police dog to
keep us apart.
In fact, last week it took four cops and a police dog to
keep us apart.
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Todays Thought;
"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe
is, in the end, of little consequence.
The only consequence is what we do." - John Ruskin
is, in the end, of little consequence.
The only consequence is what we do." - John Ruskin
Rae's Trivia....
One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was a
lighthouse, the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history, and is still the
tallest on record. (It was 450 feet high about the size
of a 45-story skyscraper.)
lighthouse, the famous Pharos of Alexandria in Egypt.
Pharos was the first lighthouse in history, and is still the
tallest on record. (It was 450 feet high about the size
of a 45-story skyscraper.)
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