We only got some rain and wind....
And they wasn't bad....
Today Mostly sunny and breezy.
Highs in the lower 80s.
Northwest winds 15 to 25 mph with gusts up to 35 mph.
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The clouds was rolling in, and the wind started,,,
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Then the rain started.......
But the Hummingbirds kept feeding...
The rain and wind didn't slow them down....
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Damn "Bubba" you gots a nice leak......
I'd hate to be there when it goes!!
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Yeah, watch out for the cat.....
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When you going on TV??
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OMG.... don't pull that finger......
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What are you watching? YMCA ??
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A good place for a haircut......
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Bacon is a cure-all....
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My cab is here... see you tomorrow.......
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~ Pete: I don't see why you like professional sports so
much.
Gus: Think about it.....
Where else can you boo a bunch of millionaires to their
faces?
much.
Gus: Think about it.....
Where else can you boo a bunch of millionaires to their
faces?
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~ New Reality show concept:
20 illegal imagrants stuffed into a trailer.
first to learn english wins green card...
20 illegal imagrants stuffed into a trailer.
first to learn english wins green card...
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~ The Pope dies and goes to heaven.
He is assigned living quarters that are small and rather
simple, but he is very happy to be in heaven nonetheless.
From what he can tell everyone else is set up pretty
much the same as him, so one day when he is walking
the streets of glory he is surprised to see a large
mansion with beautiful grounds surrounding it.
Next time he sees St. Peter he asks who lives in the
mansion and is told it is a lawyer.
This upsets The Pope, and trying to be as dipolmatic as
possible he asks how a lawyer could get such a
heavenly reward when he, a pope had such modest
quarters.
"We have a whole bunch of Popes up here," answered
St. Peter, "but that guy is the only lawyer that ever made
it past the pearly gates!"
He is assigned living quarters that are small and rather
simple, but he is very happy to be in heaven nonetheless.
From what he can tell everyone else is set up pretty
much the same as him, so one day when he is walking
the streets of glory he is surprised to see a large
mansion with beautiful grounds surrounding it.
Next time he sees St. Peter he asks who lives in the
mansion and is told it is a lawyer.
This upsets The Pope, and trying to be as dipolmatic as
possible he asks how a lawyer could get such a
heavenly reward when he, a pope had such modest
quarters.
"We have a whole bunch of Popes up here," answered
St. Peter, "but that guy is the only lawyer that ever made
it past the pearly gates!"
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~ After discussing the “food chain” with my fifth grade
class, I told them their weekend homework was to
write a sentence showing they understood the meaning
of the term.
On Monday morning, one student handed this in:
“Burger King is my favorite food chain.”
~ After discussing the “food chain” with my fifth grade
class, I told them their weekend homework was to
write a sentence showing they understood the meaning
of the term.
On Monday morning, one student handed this in:
“Burger King is my favorite food chain.”
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~ An ad comes on the radio.....
"Do you know someone who is an alcoholic or are you
one?
Then call this special number immediately."
So Gus knowing he has had a drinking problem for
years hears the ad and calls the number.
The voice on the phone answers
"Thanks for calling Martinelli's Liquor Store,
how may I help you?"
"Do you know someone who is an alcoholic or are you
one?
Then call this special number immediately."
So Gus knowing he has had a drinking problem for
years hears the ad and calls the number.
The voice on the phone answers
"Thanks for calling Martinelli's Liquor Store,
how may I help you?"
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~ Last night I went to a dinner and dance and had great
night out a good meal, good band, and danced into the
small hours.
But all good things must come to an end and I thought
to myself as I walked to the car park, now look you have
had a few close calls with authority over the years,
time to act responsibly for a change,
now tonight you have had a few pints nothing over the
top, and a few glasses of wine , and not that many
whiskys, and only two large brandies now turn over a
new leaf go no suprise yourself and take the bus home
for a change, so I did.......
What a surprise when I woke up the next day and looked
out of the bedroom window on to my drive,
it really was a big surprise, I didn't know I could drive a
bus, and where the heck did I get it from anyway...?
~ Last night I went to a dinner and dance and had great
night out a good meal, good band, and danced into the
small hours.
But all good things must come to an end and I thought
to myself as I walked to the car park, now look you have
had a few close calls with authority over the years,
time to act responsibly for a change,
now tonight you have had a few pints nothing over the
top, and a few glasses of wine , and not that many
whiskys, and only two large brandies now turn over a
new leaf go no suprise yourself and take the bus home
for a change, so I did.......
What a surprise when I woke up the next day and looked
out of the bedroom window on to my drive,
it really was a big surprise, I didn't know I could drive a
bus, and where the heck did I get it from anyway...?
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~ One day during Mass, a priest made an
announcement to his congregation:
"I have here three sermons.
A $500 sermon that lasts five minutes,
a $200 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes,
and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
Now we'll pass around the collection plates and see
which one I'll deliver."
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~ Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this
elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce,
turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who lowered
her voice and leaned in close...
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce..... "Thirty thousand dollars."
"No!" Jonelle exclaimed.
"I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500.
I donated $500 to the church.
The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500..
The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said
"$22,500 for a Memorial Stone?
My God, how big is it?"
Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats!”
elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce,
turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle.
"Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who lowered
her voice and leaned in close...
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce..... "Thirty thousand dollars."
"No!" Jonelle exclaimed.
"I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500.
I donated $500 to the church.
The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500..
The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said
"$22,500 for a Memorial Stone?
My God, how big is it?"
Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats!”
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~ Best friends graduated from medical school at the
same time and decided that, in spite of two different
specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the
proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed
the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives"... thumbs down.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
... unacceptable!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"... no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".... still no good.
"Loons and Moons"... forget it.
The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Odds and Ends" .......Everyone loved it.
same time and decided that, in spite of two different
specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the
proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed
the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives"... thumbs down.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
... unacceptable!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"... no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".... still no good.
"Loons and Moons"... forget it.
The docs finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Odds and Ends" .......Everyone loved it.
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~ Ever since the age of eleven I haven't been able to
sleep unless I watch a Bruce Willis film before bedtime.
Old habits..... ..Die Hard.
sleep unless I watch a Bruce Willis film before bedtime.
Old habits..... ..Die Hard.
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Todays Thought:
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Rae's Trivia........
During World War II, on January 18, 1943,
bakers in the United States were ordered to stop selling
sliced bread for the duration of the war.
Only whole loaves were made available to the public.
It was never explained how this action helped the war
effort.
bakers in the United States were ordered to stop selling
sliced bread for the duration of the war.
Only whole loaves were made available to the public.
It was never explained how this action helped the war
effort.
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So glad you're OK We've been watching/reading about 'Irene' over here it is devastating.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I can reason out that trivia either :-)
Rae xx