Good sleeping temps.....65º this morning.
Partly sunny. Highs in the mid 80s.
Northwest winds 5 to 10 mph.
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Now this is a weird Cheeseburger....
Got chips on it.... Caller a crush burger....
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And how about these "Cat Donuts"?
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Oh, No not my cake .....
Bawwwww
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I'm doing Okay.... You?
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Oh, my....What to do??
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Get outta my Cups......
Who wants to drink after you.......
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Welcome to the club.....
I been getting them for years....
Aint got nothing yet....
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This old Dude is cool....Huh?
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"Eno" likes his Beer.....
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I don't know what this is??
But it's God awful ugly.......
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I called "Peggy" thinking he would know....
But He knows nothing......
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~ Looking over the log book kept by the computer
support staff at my office, I noticed several entries
stating the problem was PICNIC.
I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant.
He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair,
Not In Computer."
support staff at my office, I noticed several entries
stating the problem was PICNIC.
I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant.
He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair,
Not In Computer."
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~ To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for
the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s raining.
If the dog is standing there really soaking wet,
it is raining very hard.
If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way,
it’s windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it’s probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this,
you have to leave the dog outside all the time,
especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
THE CAT
the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s raining.
If the dog is standing there really soaking wet,
it is raining very hard.
If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong way,
it’s windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it’s probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this,
you have to leave the dog outside all the time,
especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
THE CAT
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~ Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.
'How?s business?' asked the first.
'Rotten,' replied the other.
'Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles.
When I finally caught up to it, there were already two
other lawyers hanging on to the bumper.'
'How?s business?' asked the first.
'Rotten,' replied the other.
'Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles.
When I finally caught up to it, there were already two
other lawyers hanging on to the bumper.'
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~ Little Tommy comes downstairs crying.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with
hammer,” said little Tommy through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t
cry at something like that.
Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Tommy.
His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with
hammer,” said little Tommy through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.
“I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t
cry at something like that.
Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Tommy.
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~ Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to
make sentences using the words in her spelling list,
along with the definition.
Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she asked
her father what it meant.
He explained that being frugal meant you saved
something.
Her paper read: "Frugal: to save."
Sentence: "Maid Marion fell into a pit when she went
walking in the woods so she yelled for someone to
come get her out.
She yelled 'Frugal me, Frugal me!'
make sentences using the words in her spelling list,
along with the definition.
Coming across the word "frugal" in the list, she asked
her father what it meant.
He explained that being frugal meant you saved
something.
Her paper read: "Frugal: to save."
Sentence: "Maid Marion fell into a pit when she went
walking in the woods so she yelled for someone to
come get her out.
She yelled 'Frugal me, Frugal me!'
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~ We cant all be heroes... like, if there was a fire,
and I had three kids in there, I dont know which one I
would save.
You cant save them all; somebodys feelings are
definitely going to be hurt.
And what if you save the kid that started the fire?
Now youre living with an arsonist.
Thats nothing I want to be involved in.
and I had three kids in there, I dont know which one I
would save.
You cant save them all; somebodys feelings are
definitely going to be hurt.
And what if you save the kid that started the fire?
Now youre living with an arsonist.
Thats nothing I want to be involved in.
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~ Did you hear about the new book being sold only at
pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
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~ The room was full of pregnant women and the Lamaze
class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe
properly, along with informing the men how to give the
necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good
for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.
And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to
go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe
properly, along with informing the men how to give the
necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good
for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.
And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to
go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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~ A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did my Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from
your mother, Cause I still have mine.'
~ A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did my Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from
your mother, Cause I still have mine.'
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~ The graveside service just barely finished,
when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by
a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
'Well, she's there.'
when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by
a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
'Well, she's there.'
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~ The car went over the gaurdrail Rolled down a cliff,
bounced off a tree, and finally came to a stop.
A passing motorist who happened to see it all.
stopped and helped me out of the wreck.
He said, are you drunk?
I said, Of course I am, What do you think I am,
a stunt driver!!
bounced off a tree, and finally came to a stop.
A passing motorist who happened to see it all.
stopped and helped me out of the wreck.
He said, are you drunk?
I said, Of course I am, What do you think I am,
a stunt driver!!
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~ A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying,
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in
Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the world."
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in
Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the world."
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Todays Thought:
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most
wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things
for the greatest good of everyone. - John Maynard Keynes
wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things
for the greatest good of everyone. - John Maynard Keynes
Rae's Trivia......
What you think is so superficial.
The brain gets its intelligence from a surface layer of
tissue no more than a quarter of an inch thick.
Called gray matter, it contains about 8 billion nerve
cells interlinked by some 10,000 miles of nerve fibers
for each cubic inch.
The brain gets its intelligence from a surface layer of
tissue no more than a quarter of an inch thick.
Called gray matter, it contains about 8 billion nerve
cells interlinked by some 10,000 miles of nerve fibers
for each cubic inch.
Yeah, I thought it was funny too.....
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