We had some rain, but all in all was nice...
Today we're having A chance of showers in the morning...
then showers and thunderstorms likely in the afternoon.
Highs around 80. Northwest winds 5 to 10 mph.
Chance of rain 70 percent.
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It really came down for awhile...
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Wasp's like sugar water too......
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What happens if I don't have one??
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Come back here, I love fried Chicken flavor....
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Oh oh..... bring pizza....
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Now, I don't know about the exploding....
But I like cute kittens....
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Yep, laptops are good for alot of things.....
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Okay, I know, I know....
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Yeah, you spent a lot of time there.....
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Chec out the background on this photo.
Looters think they cool.....
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Well, my bus is here so I gotta go...
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~ "Great day today! Obama didn't speak.
Congress didn't act. Experts on vacation.
And the Dow soared 400 points.
There's a lesson in there."
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~ A man is recovering from minor surgery when a nurse
comes in to check on him.
"How are you feeling?" she asks.
"I'm okay," he says, "but I didn't like the four-letter
word the doctor used during surgery."
"What did he say?" the nurse asks.
"Oops".
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~ It's all in the punctuation:
An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing" on the
blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it
correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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~ Old Folks Clothing..... ever wonder why they wear
such bright ugly colors? so they can find each other at the buffet resturant...
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~ A black man starts to work on a construction site.
The other workers nickname him "Wog". Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with
the foreman.
The foreman laughs and tells him, "But we all have
nicknames.
We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish.
Wac from Liverpool.
And Mack from Scotland".
The black man was still not happy, so the foreman
shouted at his men,
"Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!"
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* “How long have you been driving without a tail light?”
asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car.
He put his face in his hands and gave a long, painful
groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop began to feel sorry for
him.
“Come on, now,” the officer said, “don’t have to take it
so hard...... It isn’t that serious.”
“It isn’t?” cried the driver.
“Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”
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* Police officer pulled this guy over for speeding and
told him that his eyes were bloodshot, and asked him if he'd been drinking.
The guy said "Your eyes are glazed, have you been
eating donuts?"
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* Once I was in a hurry to get my two young daughters to
the school bus. I hastily grabbed some clothes from a laundry basket
and threw them on as the three of us headed out.
As I made my way back up the driveway, I could hear,
to my astonishment, that all the children on the bus
were laughing.
I waved back to them and continued on to the house,
not realizing until I reached it that in my haste to get
dressed, I had snagged my wife's brassiere.
It was hanging from the back pocket of my pants.
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* Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if
there is a golf course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order,
but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few
days.
After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the
Medium.
"Well," said Bill, "What did ya find out?"
"I've got good news and bad news for you," said the
Medium.
"OK, what's the good news?" Bill exclaimed.
"Well, there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven,
and you'll have 24 hour access with your own personal
caddy," blurted out the Medium!!
"And the bad news?" asked Bill.
"You're due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in
the morning," the Medium said!
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* Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in
Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night.
One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there
was a wait for the next boat, so Steve decided to stop
at a nearby tavern.
Before long he was felling no pain.
When he got back to the ferry slip, the ferryboat was just
eight feet from the dock.
Steve. Afraid of missing this one and being late for
dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the deck
of the boat.
“How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud
Steve to a deck hand.
“It was great,” said the sailor. “But why didn’t you wait?
We were just pulling in!”
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* As she slid behind the wheel for her first driving
lesson, my daughter couldn't contain her excitement. "You need to make adjustments so the car is
comfortable for you, the driver," I began.
"Now, what's the first thing you should do?"
"Change the radio station," she said.
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Todays Thought;
Don't part with your illusions.
When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia,,,,,,
Annie Oakley, whose sharpshooting skills and good
looks dazzled the American West, born in Patterson Township, Ohio.
Throughout the years, Oakley would hone her
sharpshooting talents while maintaining her feminine
ways, favoring gingham dresses and sunbonnets.
In 1876 Oakley bested sharpshooter Frank Butler.
The two later married.
In 1885 the husband and wife team joined Buffalo Bill's
Wild West show, with Oakley becoming one of the most
popular acts.
Oakley stayed with the traveling show for fifteen years.
She died in 1926 at the age of sixty-six.
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