Showers likely. Thunderstorms likely...
mainly in the afternoon. Highs in the mid 70s.
South winds around 5 mph.
Chance of rain 70 percent.
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Is that cooker going yet??
Labor day will be here before you know it...
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Well, I guess I gotta go to McDonalds for lunch..
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Are you talking to me or "Sparky
Down there▼▼
Old sparky ain't saying much....
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Poor Eno.....
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Like this ENO??
He's loving it....
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Amen...to this picture....
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Keep working on it, you'll get it....
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You know I never noticed...
But your right.....
Yeah, we got a couple Evil dogs.....
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Boy is this right....
you see people parking there all the time..
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Well, time to leave...
I guess I'll walk, it will do me good....
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* A Christian farmer spent the day in the city.
In a restaurant for his noon meal, he sat near a group
of young men.
After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food,
one of the young men thought he would embarrass the
old gentleman.
"Hey, farmer, does everyone do that out where you live?"
The old man calmly replied, "No, son, the pigs don't!"
In a restaurant for his noon meal, he sat near a group
of young men.
After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food,
one of the young men thought he would embarrass the
old gentleman.
"Hey, farmer, does everyone do that out where you live?"
The old man calmly replied, "No, son, the pigs don't!"
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~ Thank you congress......
you showed me how to get out of my financial problems.
Raise the limit on my credit cards and start spending.
you showed me how to get out of my financial problems.
Raise the limit on my credit cards and start spending.
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~ A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it
into a wall.
He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented
bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again.
“I’m so embarrassed,” he moaned to his wife while he
reached for the phone.
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” his wife suggested.
“I could,” he said while dialing, “but that’s what I told
him last time.”
into a wall.
He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented
bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again.
“I’m so embarrassed,” he moaned to his wife while he
reached for the phone.
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” his wife suggested.
“I could,” he said while dialing, “but that’s what I told
him last time.”
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~ One day a group of scientists got together and
decided that man had come a long way and no longer
needed God.
So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they
were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've
decided that we no longer need you.
We're to the point that we can clone people and
do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on
and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.
After the scientist was done talking, God said,
"Very well, how about this?
Let's say we have a man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I
did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down
and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no.
You go get your own dirt!"
decided that man had come a long way and no longer
needed God.
So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they
were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've
decided that we no longer need you.
We're to the point that we can clone people and
do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on
and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.
After the scientist was done talking, God said,
"Very well, how about this?
Let's say we have a man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I
did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down
and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no.
You go get your own dirt!"
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~ Before a plane takes off......
They announce, "In the event of a crash, your seat
cushion doubles as a floatation device."
I think if we are crashing, my seat cushion will double
as a toilet.
They announce, "In the event of a crash, your seat
cushion doubles as a floatation device."
I think if we are crashing, my seat cushion will double
as a toilet.
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~ Q: Who is the Patron Saint of Email?
A: St. Francis of a CC......
A: St. Francis of a CC......
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~ A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus,
so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out,
"He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows
this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'
students might be a little confused about Jesus,
so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out,
"He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows
this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'
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~ In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
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~ A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk
stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied,
"OMG, no-one does!"
stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied,
"OMG, no-one does!"
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~ got some new deodorant....
The instructions said "REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP
BOTTOM".
I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing!
The instructions said "REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP
BOTTOM".
I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing!
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Todays Thought;
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not
thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard
thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard
Rae's Trivia.....
One square inch of skin on the human hand contains
some 72 feet of nerve fiber.
In the adult human body, there are 46 miles of nerves.
some 72 feet of nerve fiber.
In the adult human body, there are 46 miles of nerves.
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