Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Good Morning, friends and neighbors..
Patchy fog in the morning. Mostly sunny.
Highs in the mid 80s.  Nice breeze...


A man's Breakfast??
I don't think so......

He's checking to see if there is any banana left??

Yep... looks like that....
Cute kittens love playing with string....

Long as you watch and not try to bat him....
Turtles bite.....

Yes comb his hair...
I had a cat that would lick you then bite you.....

Awww, you will get over it....
You will feel better when your well...

Cats don't like sno-cones!!...

Boy! ain't this right.....
Now you know who they work for...
Any body except the voters...

Eno has a devil of a time with his love life...

Ain't this the truth......

Oh, Oh.. when the doc breaks out the "Glove"
My butt use to tighten up...

♥♥♥

*  Teacher says to young boy your story about your dog
is word for word the same as your brothers.
Boy replied " Of course it is, its the same dog"


*  One of my friends went to Egypt and was offered
40 camels for his then-girlfriend.
He refused. Now he regrets his choice.


*  "Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?"
the teenage girl asked her grandfather.
"Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam,"
said Granddad.


*   Jane was surprised to receive ten dollars from her
Aunt for her birthday.
The Aunt asked how she was going to spend it.
 "I'm taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God."
the little girl replied.
"He'll be just as surprised as I was at not getting a
dollar like usual."


 
*  A man was bragging about his sister who disguised
herself, as a man and joined the army.
 “But, wait a minute,” said the listener, “She’ll have to
dress with the boys and shower with them too.
Won’t she?”
 “Sure,” replied the man.
 “Well, won’t they find out?”
 “And who’s gonna tell?”


*  A little old lady called 911.
When the operator answered she yelled,
"Help! Send the police to my house right away!
 There’s a damned republican on my front porch and
he’s playing with himself."
 "What?" the operator exclaimed!
 "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch
playing with himself!
 Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.
 "Ma’am, how do you know he’s a republican?"
 "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat,
he’d be screwing somebody."


*  It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday
and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it.......... Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife
made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got
her an iPod Touch.
September came by so for my wife’s birthday I
bought her an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started . .
 What my wife failed to recognize is that the
iRon can be integrated into the home network
with the ...........iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
Apparently an iRon also doubles as an iClub! 
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!


*  Bought my ticket online to visit the  USA.........
Thank you for your order with American for your flight to
the US.
Other customers who bought this also bought:
"DIY bomb kit"


*  One of the highlights of the freshman university
biology class was the monthly feeding of a caged
rattlesnake kept in the laboratory. 
One time, the entire class gathered around the cage
and, in complete silence, watched as the feeding took
place.
"I'm jealous of the snake," the instructor said. 
"I never get the class's undivided attention like this."
 A student answered matter-of-factly,
"You would if you could swallow a mouse."


*  What has 98 legs & 23 teeth?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Time for Pete's Thought for today:
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you
like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain


Rae's Trivia......
Helen Keller (1880-1968), blind and deaf from an early
age, developed her sense of smell so well that she
could identify friends by their personal odors.

Also did you know...
Sure, Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa,
but even more important, he invented the scissors.








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