Todays weather...Sunny. Highs in the mid 80s.
Southwest winds 10 to 15 mph.
Everyone got shook up yesterday around here..
5.8 earthquake....
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Good Morning, Breakfast....Pete.....
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Neat cat bed... cool, Huh?
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That kitty needs to let a good one, about now.....
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Hey! Lady you lost something.....
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I think this Guy lost something too... his brain...
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Nothing Much... you?
Just some guy lost his Brain....
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Close your eyes and then we won't see you....
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A druggie, Huh.....
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Yeah, Right........
Everybody but you.....
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Boy, we have a Lame congress.....
I think we're gonna change things around....
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He's gotta be one tough Dude......
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Nice trailer, but the weight is not centered...
a lot of weight on the hitch.......
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♥♥♥
~ Pete said:
I was sitting alone in my favorite local Mexican
restaurant, enjoying my favorite dish of pollo en mole
with extra refried beans.
Soon, the beans began to do their work and I had a
painful belly-full of gas.
The music was especdially loud in the restaurant today,
so I decided to lift a cheek and let out a blast to the beat
whenever there was a loud cymbal crash or deep base
note, etc.
About 10-15 songs later, I looked around to discover
that everyone in the place was staring at me....
......And then I realized that my ipod was on and I had
my earbuds in......
I was sitting alone in my favorite local Mexican
restaurant, enjoying my favorite dish of pollo en mole
with extra refried beans.
Soon, the beans began to do their work and I had a
painful belly-full of gas.
The music was especdially loud in the restaurant today,
so I decided to lift a cheek and let out a blast to the beat
whenever there was a loud cymbal crash or deep base
note, etc.
About 10-15 songs later, I looked around to discover
that everyone in the place was staring at me....
......And then I realized that my ipod was on and I had
my earbuds in......
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~ A Sunday School teacher asked, "Johnny, do you
think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny.
"How could he with just two worms?"
think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny.
"How could he with just two worms?"
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~ An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take
their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants
if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply,
"except the lawyers are still going around passing out
business cards."
instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take
their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants
if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply,
"except the lawyers are still going around passing out
business cards."
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~ When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting
himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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~ Two bachelors, Larry and Frank were out to dinner.
The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics
and then to cooking.
“I got a cook book once” said Larry.
“But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.
“You said it, Larry replied, nodding.
“Every one of those recipes began the same way:
“Take a clean plate…”
The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics
and then to cooking.
“I got a cook book once” said Larry.
“But I couldn’t do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy stuff in it, huh?” asked Frank.
“You said it, Larry replied, nodding.
“Every one of those recipes began the same way:
“Take a clean plate…”
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~ What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a
hillbilly?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The hillbilly gets emotionally involved....
hillbilly?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The hillbilly gets emotionally involved....
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~ A man is on trial for armed robbery.
The jury comes back with the verdict.
The foreman stands, clears his throat, and announces,
"Not guilty."
The defendant leaps to his feet.
"Awesome!" he shouts.
"Does that mean I get to keep the money?"
The jury comes back with the verdict.
The foreman stands, clears his throat, and announces,
"Not guilty."
The defendant leaps to his feet.
"Awesome!" he shouts.
"Does that mean I get to keep the money?"
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~ A guy slips on some dog Poo as he is going into a bar.
A few moments later a Hells Angel walks in and is
wiping poo off his boot from doing the same thing.
I just did that says the 1st guy!
so the Hells Angel beats his ass!!
A few moments later a Hells Angel walks in and is
wiping poo off his boot from doing the same thing.
I just did that says the 1st guy!
so the Hells Angel beats his ass!!
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~ If lawers can be debarred, and clergymen defrocked,
It only seems fair that;
electricians can be delighted..
musicians denoted..
cowboys deranged..
gardeners deflowered..
models deposed..
tree surgeons debarked..
dry cleaners depressed and,
accountants left unaccounted for.....
It only seems fair that;
electricians can be delighted..
musicians denoted..
cowboys deranged..
gardeners deflowered..
models deposed..
tree surgeons debarked..
dry cleaners depressed and,
accountants left unaccounted for.....
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~ two snakes were slithering down the road...
One said to the other: 'are we poisonous?'
The other said: 'I don't know, why do you ask?'
The first one replied: 'I just bit my tongue.'
One said to the other: 'are we poisonous?'
The other said: 'I don't know, why do you ask?'
The first one replied: 'I just bit my tongue.'
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* A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain
into an argument on the issue of polygamy.
After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice,
the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of
scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.
"Nothing easier," Twain replied.
"No man can serve two masters."
into an argument on the issue of polygamy.
After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice,
the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of
scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.
"Nothing easier," Twain replied.
"No man can serve two masters."
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* A wife and husband both talked in their sleep.
She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.
The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!"
His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter !"
She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.
The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!"
His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter !"
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Todays Thought:
* Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra...
Because that one is so short.....
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN,
AND IT IS THE YOUNGEST YOU WILL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THE REST OF IT TO THE FULLEST.
AND IT IS THE YOUNGEST YOU WILL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THE REST OF IT TO THE FULLEST.
Rae's Trivia.....
When Neil Young arrived at Woodstock with Jimi Hendrix,
they found they had to go several miles to reach the
stage, so they stole a pickup truck and drove off.
Later Young called the incident "one of the high points
of my life."
they found they had to go several miles to reach the
stage, so they stole a pickup truck and drove off.
Later Young called the incident "one of the high points
of my life."
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