Partly sunny. Scattered showers and thunderstorms..
Highs in the upper 80s. Northwest winds around 5 mph...
Chance of rain 40 percent.
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A Petewete Special.....
I don't think I can go this....
Looks like it's got everything
but the kitchen sink....
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Of course you get "Curly fries" with it....
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Time for a little Sun......
Damn...the car looks pretty beat up!
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Yeah, looks like it.....
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I don't think that will help you....
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Way over your head....
Better stick wif comic books......
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Now, what kind of deal is this??
12 pack of chicks?
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Yep, and he looks Hungry......
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Must be Petewete's tractor..
I wouldn't drive it around here......
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I wouldn't mess with him.....
That's for sure.. He or She will eat you...
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Well, time to go...
My cabs here....
Now, how to get in??
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~ "President Obama says he inherited most of the
problems with the economy.
I think he's being modest.
He deserves a little credit."
problems with the economy.
I think he's being modest.
He deserves a little credit."
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~ The class assignment in composition was to write
about something unusual that happened during the
past week.
Little Irving got up to read his.
"Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving.
"He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
about something unusual that happened during the
past week.
Little Irving got up to read his.
"Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving.
"He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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~ A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an
expensive restaurant and topped it off with some
Napoleon brandy,
then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago,
I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't
pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a
common bum?"
"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid
I'll have to trouble you again...
~ A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an
expensive restaurant and topped it off with some
Napoleon brandy,
then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago,
I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't
pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a
common bum?"
"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid
I'll have to trouble you again...
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~ One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked,
"Mom, where did I come from?"
Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her
composure.
She thought it must be time that her daughter learned
the facts of life.
So, she told her daughter about how the expression of
love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed
in the womb and finally how a child was born.
As she explained, her daughter's eyes got wider and
wider.
When she was finished, the little girl said
"Wow, that's really neat.
That sure beats what Uncle Gus told me.
He said that he came from Virginia."
"Mom, where did I come from?"
Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her
composure.
She thought it must be time that her daughter learned
the facts of life.
So, she told her daughter about how the expression of
love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed
in the womb and finally how a child was born.
As she explained, her daughter's eyes got wider and
wider.
When she was finished, the little girl said
"Wow, that's really neat.
That sure beats what Uncle Gus told me.
He said that he came from Virginia."
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* Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.
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* On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his
teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are
not necessarily those of his parents.'
teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are
not necessarily those of his parents.'
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* A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering
the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask
for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was
too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it
was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour.
To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter
was very patient, walking aback and forth and very
pleasant.
So finally a customer asked; why don’t you just throw
out the pest?
“Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a grin, we don’t
even have an air conditioner.”
* A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering
the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask
for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was
too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it
was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour.
To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter
was very patient, walking aback and forth and very
pleasant.
So finally a customer asked; why don’t you just throw
out the pest?
“Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a grin, we don’t
even have an air conditioner.”
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* I don't care about the museum, I only care that people
think I'm the kind of guy who goes to museums.
think I'm the kind of guy who goes to museums.
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* My five children and I were playing hide-and-seek
one evening.
With the lights turned off in the house, the kids scattered
to hide, and I was "it."
After a few minutes I located all of them.
When it was my turn to hide, they searched high and low
but could not find me.
Finally one of my sons got a bright idea.
He went to the phone and dialed; They found me
immediately because my pager started beeping.
one evening.
With the lights turned off in the house, the kids scattered
to hide, and I was "it."
After a few minutes I located all of them.
When it was my turn to hide, they searched high and low
but could not find me.
Finally one of my sons got a bright idea.
He went to the phone and dialed; They found me
immediately because my pager started beeping.
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* A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the
jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her
4-year-old daughter to answer the phone..
'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
now..... She's hitting the bottle.
jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her
4-year-old daughter to answer the phone..
'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
now..... She's hitting the bottle.
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* An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture
of two hands holding stone tablets on which the
Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that
reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
* An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture
of two hands holding stone tablets on which the
Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that
reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
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Time for Todays Thought:
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats
as laboratory research animals.
One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab
assistants don't get so attached to them and the third
is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to
do. - Blanche Knott
as laboratory research animals.
One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab
assistants don't get so attached to them and the third
is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to
do. - Blanche Knott
Rae's Trivia.....
Henry Ford was obsessed with soybeans.
He once wore a suit and tie made from soy-based
material, served a 16-course meal made entirely from
soybeans, and ordered many Ford auto parts to be
made from soy-derived plastic.
He once wore a suit and tie made from soy-based
material, served a 16-course meal made entirely from
soybeans, and ordered many Ford auto parts to be
made from soy-derived plastic.
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