Partly sunny Today.. A chance of showers and
thunderstorms in the afternoon.
Highs in the upper 80s. Southwest winds around 5 mph.
Chance of rain 40 percent.
And Petewete is still asleep... getting lazy in his old age.
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Here you go...This will wake you up...
One big Burger.....
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Of course you just gotta have french Fry's with it.....
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Yep it's a softy....
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Okay... the plot thickens...
But now the act?..
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Okay..okay... I will...
All I gotta do is open the door..........
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I would tell you why, but then I'd be grumpy too....
and I'd have a mean look too....
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Freedom from what??
All cat's Outside....
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Now thats cool.....
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I believe "Eno" is forgetful....
I forget things, but not my pants.....
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Well, gotta go... see you tomorrow....
Be careful....
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~ When I was a kid, a terrorist act --
that was like when someone would take a dump in the
swimming pool at the YMCA during summer camp.
That was a terrorist act.
That was the most evil thing you could do.
that was like when someone would take a dump in the
swimming pool at the YMCA during summer camp.
That was a terrorist act.
That was the most evil thing you could do.
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~ My Grandad was a real Ladies man.
We couldn't get him to use the Gents at all.
5 years ago he started walking 2 miles
everyday.
Now we don't know where the heck he is.
His brother, my Great Uncle knew the exact
hour and date of his own death.
The Judge told him.
We couldn't get him to use the Gents at all.
5 years ago he started walking 2 miles
everyday.
Now we don't know where the heck he is.
His brother, my Great Uncle knew the exact
hour and date of his own death.
The Judge told him.
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* Pete goes into Domino's and orders a pizza.
When it is ready the girl asks him if he wants it cut into
6 pieces or 8, oh cut into 6 he says I couldn't eat 8
pieces ...
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~ The popular blonde cheerleader bounced into
the local card shop, looked around, then
approached the man behind the counter.
"Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?"
she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of
fact, here's a new one.
It's inscribed, "To the Boy Who Got My Cherry.".
"Wow, great!" she squealed.
the local card shop, looked around, then
approached the man behind the counter.
"Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?"
she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of
fact, here's a new one.
It's inscribed, "To the Boy Who Got My Cherry.".
"Wow, great!" she squealed.
"I'll take the whole box."
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~ A preacher finished the service one morning by saying,
"Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of
liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to
read Mark 17."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.
Looking out at the congregation he said,
"Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17.
If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the
very people I want to talk to.
Mark has only 16 chapters."
~ A preacher finished the service one morning by saying,
"Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of
liars.
As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to
read Mark 17."
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin.
Looking out at the congregation he said,
"Last week I asked you all to read Mark 17.
If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the
very people I want to talk to.
Mark has only 16 chapters."
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~ The mrs. is really peed off because she's never
reached the finals of any TV talent show.
She just won't accept that shooting ping pong
balls out of her foo foo is not recognised as
family entertainment...
reached the finals of any TV talent show.
She just won't accept that shooting ping pong
balls out of her foo foo is not recognised as
family entertainment...
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~ Two men are talking. The first says, "I got
married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry and
wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got
divorced for the very same reasons.
~ Two men are talking. The first says, "I got
married because I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry and
wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got
divorced for the very same reasons.
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~ I went to school to become a wit.
I only got halfway through though.
I only got halfway through though.
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~ A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant.
After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the
inevitable check.
To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to
say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:
"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND
ALLEY."
After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the
inevitable check.
To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to
say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did.
The next morning's newspaper carried the news item:
"JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN BLIND
ALLEY."
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~ A little boy came home from the playground
with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his
son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"
with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.
While his father was patching him up, he asked his
son what happened.
"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Larry to a duel.
And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his big sister!"
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~ Paddy goes to the doctor.
' You know those voices I was hearing in my
head,well they have suddenly gone away. '
' Good, ' says the doctor, ' so what's the
problem. '
' I think I'm going deaf, ' says Paddy.
' You know those voices I was hearing in my
head,well they have suddenly gone away. '
' Good, ' says the doctor, ' so what's the
problem. '
' I think I'm going deaf, ' says Paddy.
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Todays Thought:
Sentimentality is no indication of a warm heart.
Nothing weeps more copiously than a chunk of ice.
Nothing weeps more copiously than a chunk of ice.
Rae's Trivia....
Though human noses have an impressive 5 million
olfactory cells with which to smell,
sheepdogs have 220 million, enabling them to smell
44 times better than men.
olfactory cells with which to smell,
sheepdogs have 220 million, enabling them to smell
44 times better than men.
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