Ready for the weekend??
Areas of fog in the morning, Mostly sunny.
Highs in the upper 80s. North winds around 5 mph...
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Some homemade buns for breakfast this morning....
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I guess I need to clean off my desk....
Getting a little cluttered.....
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What?? you don't want them to know youre a cat??
What are you supposed to be??
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Must be pretty bad...Huh?
Are you looking at my desk??
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Now yoou can just clean it up.....
And while your at it...
Clean up my desk.....
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Sorry... I learned long ago...you can't walk cats.....
They just go were they want too, not were you wanna go..
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He's fast.... not!
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Keep on and your gonna knock something off....
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I say... Knock it off..
and don't give me that goofy look....
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Okay, Okay...I'm sorry I was so mean.....
What a mean look.....
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Well, time to bug out.....later Dude!...
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♥♥♥
~ Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball
at the Greene fair, a spokesman said;
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
at the Greene fair, a spokesman said;
"We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
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~ Why did President Truman drop the first atomic
bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than
sending in Chuck Norris.
bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than
sending in Chuck Norris.
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~ Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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~ A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes
straight to the bulletin board in the back.
The blonde is looking at the bulletin board and she sees
a piece of paper that says "Ocean Cruise Only $5.00"
She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the
address listed on the back of paper.
She walks into the building and hands the secretary the
piece of paper.
The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars.
The blonde nods and pulls five dollars out of her pocket
and hands it to the secretary.
The secretary looks over to a burly black guy reading a
news paper.
She nods to the black guy.
He stood up and nocks the blonde unconcious.
When the blonde wakes up she's tied to a log and is
floating down river.
She started to think that this was a bad idea.
When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde)
tied to a log floating right next to her.
In a Joking manner blonde she looks at her freind and
says "So do you think they're going to serve us some
food on this trip?"
The other blonde replies "They didn't serve any last
year."
straight to the bulletin board in the back.
The blonde is looking at the bulletin board and she sees
a piece of paper that says "Ocean Cruise Only $5.00"
She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the
address listed on the back of paper.
She walks into the building and hands the secretary the
piece of paper.
The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars.
The blonde nods and pulls five dollars out of her pocket
and hands it to the secretary.
The secretary looks over to a burly black guy reading a
news paper.
She nods to the black guy.
He stood up and nocks the blonde unconcious.
When the blonde wakes up she's tied to a log and is
floating down river.
She started to think that this was a bad idea.
When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde)
tied to a log floating right next to her.
In a Joking manner blonde she looks at her freind and
says "So do you think they're going to serve us some
food on this trip?"
The other blonde replies "They didn't serve any last
year."
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~ A window salesman phoned a beekeeper.
"Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep.
"I'm calling because our company replaced all the
windows in your honey-house with our triple-glazed
weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still
haven't sent us a single payment.
I know bekeepers haven't much money, but we really
need to be paid."
Mr. Brown replied, "But you said they'd pay for
THEMSELVES in 12 months."
"Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep.
"I'm calling because our company replaced all the
windows in your honey-house with our triple-glazed
weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still
haven't sent us a single payment.
I know bekeepers haven't much money, but we really
need to be paid."
Mr. Brown replied, "But you said they'd pay for
THEMSELVES in 12 months."
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~ A man was complaining to a friend.....
"I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car,
the love of a beautiful woman...
then, poof! It was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"My wife found out..."
"I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car,
the love of a beautiful woman...
then, poof! It was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"My wife found out..."
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~ During the cold winter a family was preparing to go
out for an evening activity.
The wife, who was normally bustling about getting the
children ready to leave, was this evening instead
standing right inside the front door, her arms full of
coats.
And instead of being prepared to leave,
her four small children were busy running circles around
her playing one of their non-stop games of tag.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, was shocked at
the spectacle.
“Honey,” he said, “What are you doing just standing
there?...... We’ll be late!”
“Here,” his wife replied, handing him the coats with a
smug smile, “I thought that this time you would like to
have the privilege of putting the children into their coats,
while I go and honk the horn.”
~ During the cold winter a family was preparing to go
out for an evening activity.
The wife, who was normally bustling about getting the
children ready to leave, was this evening instead
standing right inside the front door, her arms full of
coats.
And instead of being prepared to leave,
her four small children were busy running circles around
her playing one of their non-stop games of tag.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, was shocked at
the spectacle.
“Honey,” he said, “What are you doing just standing
there?...... We’ll be late!”
“Here,” his wife replied, handing him the coats with a
smug smile, “I thought that this time you would like to
have the privilege of putting the children into their coats,
while I go and honk the horn.”
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* Why is it that bars won't serve me if I'm drunk....
but McDonald's continue serving the fat people?
It's hardly fair.
but McDonald's continue serving the fat people?
It's hardly fair.
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* When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s
extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood
pressure, Doc....... It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked.
“Neither,” the patient replied.
“It’s from my wife’s family.”
“Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s
family give you high blood pressure?”
He sighed...... “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”
extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood
pressure, Doc....... It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked.
“Neither,” the patient replied.
“It’s from my wife’s family.”
“Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s
family give you high blood pressure?”
He sighed...... “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”
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* It was the end of the day when I parked my police van
in front of the station.
As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake,
was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the
back of the van.
Finally he said, 'What'd he do?
in front of the station.
As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake,
was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the
back of the van.
Finally he said, 'What'd he do?
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Today's Thought;
"Nobody trips over mountains.
It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.
Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you
have crossed the mountain."
It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.
Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you
have crossed the mountain."
Rae's Trivia....
Lotteries are not new.
The original thirteen colonies of the United States were
financed with the help of lottery dollars.
Additionally, the U.S. government used lotteries to raise
money to help defray the costs of the Revolutionary and
Civil Wars.
The original thirteen colonies of the United States were
financed with the help of lottery dollars.
Additionally, the U.S. government used lotteries to raise
money to help defray the costs of the Revolutionary and
Civil Wars.
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