and gonna be the same today.....
with partly cloudy skys....
I'm reading 78.8º right now.....
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I woke up hungry....this looks so good....
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Oh, no, not that.... please....
The last time you stunk up the whole house....
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Yes....your a stinker too.....
Outside, do it outside......
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I guess they do mean it.....
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Oh, no....there goes pete's car.....
I bet that driver gets a jolt... when it lands....
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What no brakes???
or was Bubba was asleep ??
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The train will get the rest, if you don't run.....
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Okay, so I like to read, while taking a bath room break....
Got two exhaust fans going too....
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Yep, Eno...but not that much .....here.
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I'm not gonna say anything....
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My rides here, so I must go....
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♥♥♥
* Petewete said; Thanks to me....
you should soon start seeing "For Display Only" signs
in the toilet section of Home Depot.
you should soon start seeing "For Display Only" signs
in the toilet section of Home Depot.
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* Pete was attempting to build a patio for the first time.
He bought 100 cement blocks.
Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen
area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared
more space.
The next day Pete put the cement blocks back down,
only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the
patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the
following morning.......
and again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked,
“Pete, are you going to put your patio away every night?”
He bought 100 cement blocks.
Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen
area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared
more space.
The next day Pete put the cement blocks back down,
only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the
patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the
following morning.......
and again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked,
“Pete, are you going to put your patio away every night?”
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* Not all chemicals are bad.
Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would
be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would
be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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* For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate
too much fast food, but he always denied it.
One day he admitted I was right.
"What changed your mind?"
My grandson.....
When my daughter told him I was coming to visit,
he asked, "Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from
Pizza Hut?"
too much fast food, but he always denied it.
One day he admitted I was right.
"What changed your mind?"
My grandson.....
When my daughter told him I was coming to visit,
he asked, "Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from
Pizza Hut?"
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* I was just settling into a barber's chair when I
overheard the elderly man next to me say,
"I'm not much for pills, but I am taking Ginkgo-Viagra.
I want to remember what sex was like."
overheard the elderly man next to me say,
"I'm not much for pills, but I am taking Ginkgo-Viagra.
I want to remember what sex was like."
☼
* Rock concerts are a little different now than when I
was younger.
Recently, I went to a concert with some friends.
As the band started to play a ballad, we instinctively
raised our cigarette lighters, like all good rock fans I
grew up with.
But looking around me, I noticed that times had indeed
change.
The mostly under-25 crowd was swaying to the upraised
glow of their cellphones.
was younger.
Recently, I went to a concert with some friends.
As the band started to play a ballad, we instinctively
raised our cigarette lighters, like all good rock fans I
grew up with.
But looking around me, I noticed that times had indeed
change.
The mostly under-25 crowd was swaying to the upraised
glow of their cellphones.
☼
* My wife was doing sit ups on the weight bench today.
First one she farts, looks my direction, neither one of us
say anythinng.
I jumped up got the shotgun and said go ahead,
do another situp.
If the duck quacks again I'll get it this time.
* My wife was doing sit ups on the weight bench today.
First one she farts, looks my direction, neither one of us
say anythinng.
I jumped up got the shotgun and said go ahead,
do another situp.
If the duck quacks again I'll get it this time.
☼
* Kate Middleton says to the Queen 'whats the secret of
a long marriage?'
Queen replies 'wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
a long marriage?'
Queen replies 'wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
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* I got talking to a girl on a chatroom last night...
She asked me to send her a photo of myself ....
she said I looked a bit chunky, but I said,
"the camera adds 10 lbs."
She told me I should stop eating cameras, then.
She asked me to send her a photo of myself ....
she said I looked a bit chunky, but I said,
"the camera adds 10 lbs."
She told me I should stop eating cameras, then.
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* Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride.
They had brought along bananas for lunch.
Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long,
dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly.
"No, " replied Lars.
"Vell don't touch it den, " Ole exclaimed.
"I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"
They had brought along bananas for lunch.
Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long,
dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly.
"No, " replied Lars.
"Vell don't touch it den, " Ole exclaimed.
"I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"
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Todays Thought:
Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature.
And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves
are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that
we are trying to solve. - Max Planck
And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves
are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that
we are trying to solve. - Max Planck
Rae's Trivia....
The first TV show ever to be watched by over 50 million
households was the final episode of M*A*S*H..
households was the final episode of M*A*S*H..
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