94º hot today, with partly cloudy....
no rain in sight.... it's 66º now....
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A nice Sunrise....
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Grilled Cheese with tomato slices.....
something different for breakfast......
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You think??
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Hey...Dogs love peanut butter....
Give them an Empty jar and watch....
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my cat must be an expert...
She knows by the taste.....
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Someone Goofed....
You'd think they would be half off.....
but no they want full price.
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This is a cheese thief.....
And a good one at that.....
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I don't think you will enjoy our trip....
we're going to the Dog park....
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Oh, so thats were the smell is coming from.....
Outside....outside right now.....
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I don't think he likes his Veggies.....
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Time to catch my train....see you tomorrow....
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* Ruger is coming out with a new and intimidating
pistol in honor of U.S. Senators and Congressmen.
It will be named the "Politician".
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
pistol in honor of U.S. Senators and Congressmen.
It will be named the "Politician".
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
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* Two Greene county farmers in a field.
One says to the other, "Ere! You seen my flock a' cows?"
The other one says, "Herd a' cows."
The first one replies, "Course I feckin herd a' cows,
I've got a flock of the bastards!"
One says to the other, "Ere! You seen my flock a' cows?"
The other one says, "Herd a' cows."
The first one replies, "Course I feckin herd a' cows,
I've got a flock of the bastards!"
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* The only good thing about being an alcoholic is that
no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere.
no one ever asks me to drive them anywhere.
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* I was thinking of starting up a small zoo,
so I wrote a letter to the San José Zoo;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2
mongooses."
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me
2 mongeese."
Nope, that still didn't sound right;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send
me 2 mongi."
Ahh no I thought,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me
a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one."
so I wrote a letter to the San José Zoo;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2
mongooses."
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me
2 mongeese."
Nope, that still didn't sound right;
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send
me 2 mongi."
Ahh no I thought,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me
a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one."
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* I won a bid on a time machine on e Bay....
Disappointed when I received a clock.
Disappointed when I received a clock.
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* I was playing golf with this Japanese guy this morning
and he stood up on the first tee and bangs the ball
straight down the middle,
I said "Nice tee shot."
He said "Yeah, but sleeves are bit short."
and he stood up on the first tee and bangs the ball
straight down the middle,
I said "Nice tee shot."
He said "Yeah, but sleeves are bit short."
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* I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should
be buying.
He said, "If the current administration is in office much
longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are your
best bet."
be buying.
He said, "If the current administration is in office much
longer, canned goods, water and ammunition are your
best bet."
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* After a young couple... brought their new baby home,
the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand
at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife.
"I didn't mean the next diaper.... I meant the next baby."
the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand
at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife.
"I didn't mean the next diaper.... I meant the next baby."
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* So, earlier today, I was watching one of my family's
cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about
10 minutes or so, and I started thinking....
'Jesus, the stupid animal is so damn easily amused'
And then I realised that I'd been staring at a cat playing
with a string for ten minutes.
cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about
10 minutes or so, and I started thinking....
'Jesus, the stupid animal is so damn easily amused'
And then I realised that I'd been staring at a cat playing
with a string for ten minutes.
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~ Our cat has gas today so I called my wife into the
room with us.
What do you want she asked.
I told her the cat has gas today, I just wanted to share it
with you..... It stinks doesn't it?
She didn't look happy, amused or anything I'd hoped
for.
That's strange I said I said I thought realationships were
all about sharing.
I was just trying to make you happy.
I don't understand women.
room with us.
What do you want she asked.
I told her the cat has gas today, I just wanted to share it
with you..... It stinks doesn't it?
She didn't look happy, amused or anything I'd hoped
for.
That's strange I said I said I thought realationships were
all about sharing.
I was just trying to make you happy.
I don't understand women.
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Todays Thought:
People think that at the top there isn't much room.
They tend to think of it as an Everest.
My message is that there is tons of room at the top.
Margaret Thatcher
They tend to think of it as an Everest.
My message is that there is tons of room at the top.
Margaret Thatcher
Rae's Trivia.......
Australian scientists have identified some species of
baby spiders that bite off the limbs of their mothers and
slowly dine on them over a period of weeks.
Researchers hypothesize that this maternal sacrifice
keeps the young from eating one another.
baby spiders that bite off the limbs of their mothers and
slowly dine on them over a period of weeks.
Researchers hypothesize that this maternal sacrifice
keeps the young from eating one another.
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