called for.... But overall was a nice day......
Today should be the same.....
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Waffles this morning, Petewete??
or are you not feeling up to that yet?
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I thought as long as I cut all my hair off...
I would show some new hair styles....
Some are cool...some are.......
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The spike look.... and with all the piercings look cool to some..
But thats just not my style.....
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Now, this style is okay, as long as the winds not blowing...
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Pretty cool growing a hat on your head....
At least you can't lose it......
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This is cool....
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I guess the great hunter
Showing off....
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She thought they all looked great.....
She really liked the "Wing Warrior" Dude....
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Well, I don't care either...
So There!!
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After all them weird hair styles ....
Heres a cute picture to take your mind off, weirdness......
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A nice little 50's Crosley pick up....
Good gas mileage??
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♥♥♥
* Barber: (holding up mirror) How do you like your hair
cut sir? Customer: Could you make it a bit longer at the back?
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* Customer: Now I've started to loose my hair the
haircuts ought to be cheaper. Barber: On the contrary, sir!
It takes me longer to find them!
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* Outraged by the high charges that the computer
service wanted for repair work, one employee asked her co-worker which service she used.
“My sons,” was the reply.
“They both have degrees in Computer Science.”
“So you get that kind of work done for nothing,”
the friend marveled.
The co-worker smiled.
“Actually, I figured that it cost me about $140,000 for
my kids to fix my computer for free.”
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* "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall,
"do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?"
"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's
like I really don't like think like that's really important,
y'know, like because I'm y'know, like I don't get
anything out of it."
"It's English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.
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* Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the
bulls....... He walked.
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* A blonde woman decides to join the navy.
She does okay in most of the training.(With the help of everybody else there),
but then the big day comes.
Time for the live fire course.
The first part they will have to be crawling on the ground
to avoid bullets.
"NOW! yelles the general.
Everybody get to the ground.
Everybody including the blonde obays.
We will start the Fire in 3... 2... 1..."
The blonde stands up and says "pardon?"
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* A woman went to doctor's office for her annual
examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of
the examination room, screaming as she ran down the
hall.
He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit
down and relax.
Then, he asked her what she was so upset about.
A few minutes later, the older doctor marched back to
the woman's doctor and demanded,
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old,
she has four grown children, and seven grandchildren...
and you told her she was pregnant?"
The woman's doctor smiled smugly as he continued to
write on his clipboard, "Cured her hiccups though,
didn't I?"
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* I never got a hole in one -- but I did hit a guy, and thats
way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell Fore, but I was too busy
mumbling......There aint no way thats gonna hit him.
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* Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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* The best answer to the question asked in an interview...
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "
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* The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off
judges
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* When you die at 72, no matter what you die of,
its natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes.
Cause if you was younger, you'd got out of the way.
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Todays Thought:
* I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't
learn something from him. - Galileo Galilei
Rae's Trivia.....
In ancient Rome, an infant was placed at the father's
feet shortly after birth. If the father took the child into his arms, it showed he
accepted responsibility for its upbringing.
If the baby was not accepted, it was be abandoned and
left to die.
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