Gonna have a great weekend...
Hot and humid.....
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Two over light....wif Bacon....
looks good....
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I don't know whats going on.. wif this.....
I'm just eating my eggs.....
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Looks more like a frogcat.....to me.
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Yeah, you look tough....
Watch him petewete.....
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Oh, my....so thats how it is......
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Never mess with "Mother Nature"
She'll hit you with a big wind....
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I am a great believer in yelling.....
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I need a pair of these with "Bear" prints, to walk in the woods....
That would shake some people up......
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Yep, you look happy......
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The Google street view van....I'm guessing....
anyway it's dumb looking...
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No, don't thing so...... them eggs filled me up....
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* Cannibal husband says..
I don't like your mother
Wife says, try the potatoes....
I don't like your mother
Wife says, try the potatoes....
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* I returned from town with some gifts for the wife.
I said," I've got something to make you look sexy."
All excited she giggles,"What?,stockings?"
I smirked,"Nah,a 6 pack and a bottle of vodka."
I said," I've got something to make you look sexy."
All excited she giggles,"What?,stockings?"
I smirked,"Nah,a 6 pack and a bottle of vodka."
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* You know there is a lot of money to be made by
developing a useful phone app.
With the fitness craze and everyone being weight
conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.
I want to announce the Newest phone app available
for tracking progress in your fitness program.
It is called the Personal Scale App.
This is how it works.
You program your I-phone or Droid with my new app.
Place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand
on it.
The phone will record your current weight and display it
on the screen.
My only problem is it only seems to work once...
developing a useful phone app.
With the fitness craze and everyone being weight
conscious I put my brain cells to work on the project.
I want to announce the Newest phone app available
for tracking progress in your fitness program.
It is called the Personal Scale App.
This is how it works.
You program your I-phone or Droid with my new app.
Place it on a hard surface like a tile floor and then stand
on it.
The phone will record your current weight and display it
on the screen.
My only problem is it only seems to work once...
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* Because marital ties are broken, do in-laws become
out-laws?
out-laws?
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* Don't you long for the good old days, when Uncle
Sam lived within his income, and without most of yours?"
Sam lived within his income, and without most of yours?"
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* After a frustrating round of golf in which many of his
shots hit the trees, Tony, and his group stopped in the
clubhouse for lunch.
The waitress came over and asked Tony,
"Tough luck today?"
" Well yes," he said, "but I didn't think it showed that
much."
"It doesn't but this gave you away," she said, reaching
over and plucking a pine cone off the collar of his shirt.
shots hit the trees, Tony, and his group stopped in the
clubhouse for lunch.
The waitress came over and asked Tony,
"Tough luck today?"
" Well yes," he said, "but I didn't think it showed that
much."
"It doesn't but this gave you away," she said, reaching
over and plucking a pine cone off the collar of his shirt.
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* While my wife, Ruby, was at the beauty salon,
I phoned and asked the hairdresser to tell Ruby
to meet me at a local restaurant for lunch.
"Should I tell her it's her husband calling?"
the woman asked.
"Good Lord!" I explained before hanging up.
"You mean she's married?"
I phoned and asked the hairdresser to tell Ruby
to meet me at a local restaurant for lunch.
"Should I tell her it's her husband calling?"
the woman asked.
"Good Lord!" I explained before hanging up.
"You mean she's married?"
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* Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
Darling, Come quick!
Your kids and my kids our beating our kids.
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
Darling, Come quick!
Your kids and my kids our beating our kids.
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* An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all
these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . .. .. You comma empty handed?"
grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the front door.
With you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all
these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . .. .. You comma empty handed?"
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* Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!
A: It was time to split!
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* Chuck norris does not fear the Boogie man!
The Boogie Man fears Chuck Norris!':)
The Boogie Man fears Chuck Norris!':)
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Today's Thought;...
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is
open season on senators.- Will Rogers
open season on senators.- Will Rogers
Rae's Trivia....
If not for the painstaking work of medieval monks who
copied and illustrated the works of Roman writers and
philosophers, many keystones of western culture would
have been lost forever.
copied and illustrated the works of Roman writers and
philosophers, many keystones of western culture would
have been lost forever.
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