71º here and gonna be in the upper 80's...
Thunder storms....
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Foggy sunrise yesterday....
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I am shocked at how much breakfast you put away....
All most as much as "Petewete"... Damn,....
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Looks like your going to sleep on it.....har-har....
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I want you to do a good job...or you won't get paid......
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My, what big eyes you got.... and weird fingers.....
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Are you catching grass hoppers??
Wouldn't you rather have pancakes??
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Now we talking....Bar-B-Q's
I wanna taste some of Petewete's.......
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Yep, it was that hot, yesterday.....
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Dead fly "Art"
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Glad to accommodate you....
I'm an interesting fellow....
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Now, if I can get the car out, I'll be leaving....
What a good catch....
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♥♥♥
* Pete and Gus walked into a restaurant, Pete
asks for tea.
Gus also asks for tea.... "And make sure the glass is
clean," he tells the waiter.
When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he
asks, "Which one of asked for the clean glass?"
asks for tea.
Gus also asks for tea.... "And make sure the glass is
clean," he tells the waiter.
When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he
asks, "Which one of asked for the clean glass?"
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* what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh....
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
Piiig
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* Number #1 biggest lie ever in history:
I have read and agree to the terms of use....
I have read and agree to the terms of use....
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* How kids end proverbs and quotes.
You can lead a horse to water but...how?
Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.
You can't teach an old dog new...math.
The pen is mightier than the...pigs.
A penny saved is...not much.
You can lead a horse to water but...how?
Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.
You can't teach an old dog new...math.
The pen is mightier than the...pigs.
A penny saved is...not much.
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* Did you hear about the 2 silkworms who had a race?
It ended up as a tie.
It ended up as a tie.
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* Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and
while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings.
They're having a great time until one string decides to
go on the roundabout.
After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off,
scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled
mess of one end and falling in a heap.
The second string looked at him and sighed
"you're not very good on that roundabout are you?"
The first string looked at himself and said
"I'm a frayed knot".
while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings.
They're having a great time until one string decides to
go on the roundabout.
After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls off,
scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled
mess of one end and falling in a heap.
The second string looked at him and sighed
"you're not very good on that roundabout are you?"
The first string looked at himself and said
"I'm a frayed knot".
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* Advice from kids.......
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.- Michael,
age 14
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair. - Taylia, age 11
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.- Michael,
age 14
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair. - Taylia, age 11
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* Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
A: When it turns into a garage.
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* A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north
side of the playground....... Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
Blonde?"
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him
behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north
side of the playground....... Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and
sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
Blonde?"
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* A girl and a boy are talking.
The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for
two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet."
The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for
two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet."
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Todays Thought:
"The difference between the right word and the
almost right word is the difference between lightning
and a lightning bug." - Mark Twain
almost right word is the difference between lightning
and a lightning bug." - Mark Twain
Rae's Trivia.....
Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight,
which is useful information if you're moving out and you
need help getting that potato chip across town.
which is useful information if you're moving out and you
need help getting that potato chip across town.
Another.....
A telegram was sent to Eleanor Roosevelt from the 1939
World’s Fair in New York using only the current from
electric eels.
World’s Fair in New York using only the current from
electric eels.
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