Good Morning, Everyone....
90º today with thunder storms....
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He's a cool looking Dude......
Even took his own Picture......
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Yep. I rode a couple of these....
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Oh, you found that funny, Huh??
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This guy don't like his pic....
sez it looks nothing like him.....
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Okay, just don't let it happen, often.....
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Yeah, and your not getting any.....
bad for you......
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Yeah, your bad to the bone!
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Another Donut thief....
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You'll be sorry....
What happens when you will need glasses?
It'll look like crap...
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I just don't know.....
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Well, we're ready for the highway....
Looks cool.....
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* A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor ..... "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor ..... "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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* Two elderly, excited women were sitting together in
the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.
When this preacher condemned the sin of lust, these
two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs...
"AMEN, BROTHER!"
When the preacher condemned the sin of stealing,
they yelled again..."PREACH IT, REVEREND!"
And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying...
they jumped to their feet and screamed, "RIGHT ON,
BROTHER...TELL IT LIKE IT IS...AMEN!"
But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip,
the two got very quiet, and one turned to the other and
said, "He's done quit preaching and now he's meddlin'."
the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.
When this preacher condemned the sin of lust, these
two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs...
"AMEN, BROTHER!"
When the preacher condemned the sin of stealing,
they yelled again..."PREACH IT, REVEREND!"
And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying...
they jumped to their feet and screamed, "RIGHT ON,
BROTHER...TELL IT LIKE IT IS...AMEN!"
But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip,
the two got very quiet, and one turned to the other and
said, "He's done quit preaching and now he's meddlin'."
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* On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept
peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the
blinking wing tip light.
Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you
should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on
and has been for some time."
peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the
blinking wing tip light.
Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you
should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on
and has been for some time."
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* I read this on the Internet --
did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this
country than in any other country in the whole world?
did you know that 4th of July is more popular in this
country than in any other country in the whole world?
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* Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither.
A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning
printed on it: “Danger! Do Not Touch!”
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear
of the box until it could be analyzed.
When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles
and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.
Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!
A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning
printed on it: “Danger! Do Not Touch!”
Management was called, and we were told to stay clear
of the box until it could be analyzed.
When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles
and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.
Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!
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* Q: Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
A: To see what was on the other side.
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* A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in
'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in
the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down,
suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away.
Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table.
Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and
pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know.
She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up.
Then she just fainted!"
'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50.
Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in
the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down,
suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away.
Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table.
Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and
pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned.
He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know.
She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up.
Then she just fainted!"
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* Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.... Details to follow."
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* After noticing how trim my husband had become,
a friend asked me how I had persuaded him to diet.
It was then I shared my dark secret: " I put our teenage
son's shorts in his underwear drawer."
a friend asked me how I had persuaded him to diet.
It was then I shared my dark secret: " I put our teenage
son's shorts in his underwear drawer."
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* Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he
does crying scenes.
does crying scenes.
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Todays Thought:
There are many ways of breaking a heart.
Stories were full of hearts broken by love,
but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream -
Stories were full of hearts broken by love,
but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream -
whatever that dream might be.
Pearl S. Buck
Pearl S. Buck
Rae's Trivia.....
The only part of the human body that has no blood
supply is the cornea in the eye.
It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
supply is the cornea in the eye.
It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
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