Well, another Hot one... I have 72º righ now...
88º today with showers.....
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Big sammach.... and hungry.....
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Yes, I like Bacon....
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Thanks...that's just what I needed.....
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Just don't lose the sox's like I do......
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Oh, No... now I'm sad too.....
Oh woe is me....
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Oh,No not that....you guys hoggin everything....
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I did not...It was that stinking cat......
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That seems like a good deal......
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Evidently he doesn't want his picture taken....
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There goes "Eno's" beer.....
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Now this is weird... I'll leave you with this pic.......
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* nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell
her class about patriotism.
'We live in a great country,' she announced.
'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this
country, we are all free.'
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up
to her from the back of the room.
He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly,
'I'm not free. I'm four.'
her class about patriotism.
'We live in a great country,' she announced.
'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this
country, we are all free.'
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up
to her from the back of the room.
He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly,
'I'm not free. I'm four.'
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* Mrs Whyte, his teacher advises the class that each
school day starts with the "Pledge of Allegiance"
and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart
and repeat after her.
As Mrs Whyte starts the recitation she looks around the
room, 'I pledge allegiance to the flag........',
when her eyes are drawn to Andy who has his hand over
the right cheek of his bottom.
'Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your
heart,' she demands.
Andy looks up and replies, 'It is over my heart.'
After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand
over his heart, Mrs Whyte enquires, 'Why do you think
that is your heart, Andy?'
'Well Miss,' answers Andy, 'because every time my
Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says,
"Bless your little heart," and my Grandma never lies.'
school day starts with the "Pledge of Allegiance"
and instructs them to put their right hand over their heart
and repeat after her.
As Mrs Whyte starts the recitation she looks around the
room, 'I pledge allegiance to the flag........',
when her eyes are drawn to Andy who has his hand over
the right cheek of his bottom.
'Andy, I cannot continue till you put your hand over your
heart,' she demands.
Andy looks up and replies, 'It is over my heart.'
After several more attempts to get Andy to put his hand
over his heart, Mrs Whyte enquires, 'Why do you think
that is your heart, Andy?'
'Well Miss,' answers Andy, 'because every time my
Grandma comes to visit she pats me there and says,
"Bless your little heart," and my Grandma never lies.'
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* Last year, we discovered a vacation spot that's
convenient to get to, comfortable, relaxing, where we
don't have to get dressed up, and that's priced within
our budget.
It's called the living room.
convenient to get to, comfortable, relaxing, where we
don't have to get dressed up, and that's priced within
our budget.
It's called the living room.
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* A phone company representative called to ask if I
was interested in caller ID.
Since I'm blind, I asked, "Does it come in Braille?"
The rep put me on hold. When he returned, he replied,
"I'm sorry, sir, but the caller ID box doesn't come in that
colour."
was interested in caller ID.
Since I'm blind, I asked, "Does it come in Braille?"
The rep put me on hold. When he returned, he replied,
"I'm sorry, sir, but the caller ID box doesn't come in that
colour."
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* Just ahead of me in line at the movie theatre was a
woman with a cellphone glued to her ear, arguing with
the ticket vendor.
"That movie can't be sold out!" she shouted.
"I'm talking to my boyfriend who's sitting in the theatre,
and he says there's two empty seats next to him.
One ticket, please."
She got her ticket.
woman with a cellphone glued to her ear, arguing with
the ticket vendor.
"That movie can't be sold out!" she shouted.
"I'm talking to my boyfriend who's sitting in the theatre,
and he says there's two empty seats next to him.
One ticket, please."
She got her ticket.
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* Two boll weevils were getting married by a beetle
when a bird flew down and ate the beetle.
When asked why he had eaten the beetle, he replied,"
It was either starve or eat the pastor, so I chose the
'blesser of two weevils".
when a bird flew down and ate the beetle.
When asked why he had eaten the beetle, he replied,"
It was either starve or eat the pastor, so I chose the
'blesser of two weevils".
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* I don't work out.
If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on
the floor. - Joan Rivers -
If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on
the floor. - Joan Rivers -
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* Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for
going 63 in a 30 m.p.h. zone.
"What'll I tell my husband?" I worried explaining to the
police officer that he was a self-described "perfect"
driver.
The cop took a second look at the name and address on
my licence.
"Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?"
he asked.
Baffled, I answered, "Yes"
" I stopped him for going 65."
going 63 in a 30 m.p.h. zone.
"What'll I tell my husband?" I worried explaining to the
police officer that he was a self-described "perfect"
driver.
The cop took a second look at the name and address on
my licence.
"Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?"
he asked.
Baffled, I answered, "Yes"
" I stopped him for going 65."
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* Rest room prank.....
I like to smear a Reeses cup all up my arm and on my
face then come out of the stall staggering towards the
sinks.
I like to smear a Reeses cup all up my arm and on my
face then come out of the stall staggering towards the
sinks.
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* My father and a friend were talking about the doors
they had installed so their animals could let themselves
in and out of the house.
My Dad asked his friend, who had two massive Great
Danes, "Aren't you afraid that somebody might crawl
through the dogs' door and steal something?"
"If you saw an opening that big," said his friend
"would you crawl through it?"
they had installed so their animals could let themselves
in and out of the house.
My Dad asked his friend, who had two massive Great
Danes, "Aren't you afraid that somebody might crawl
through the dogs' door and steal something?"
"If you saw an opening that big," said his friend
"would you crawl through it?"
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* Nearing 40 and woefully out of shape, I resolved to
buy a bicycle and begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking
clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender
posterior who hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink.
"Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll see what we
can do," he said, clinching the sale.
buy a bicycle and begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking
clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender
posterior who hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink.
"Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll see what we
can do," he said, clinching the sale.
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* Q:What do you call a haunted wigwam?
A: A creepy tee-pee.
A: A creepy tee-pee.
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Todays Thought:
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count.
It is the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
It is the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
Rae's Trivia....
Betty Boop came into existence on August 9, 1930.
She was supposed to be the girlfriend of Bimbo the dog,
as competition for Disney’s Mickey Mouse, and both
characters were originally dogs with human
characteristics.
However, Bimbo was forgotten in the wake of Betty’s
growing popularity.
She was supposed to be the girlfriend of Bimbo the dog,
as competition for Disney’s Mickey Mouse, and both
characters were originally dogs with human
characteristics.
However, Bimbo was forgotten in the wake of Betty’s
growing popularity.
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