Good Morning, Friends....85º today....
Summer comfort, a break from the heat and humidity!
A nice weekend is ahead, with temperatures warming,
but still nice for July.
Another heat wave is ahead as we move into next week.
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Yesterdays Sunrise....
Sunrises are best when partly cloudy....
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Yep, the Hummers are in full force....
It's so much fun watching them....
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Yep, it's called a mouse....
But it's not your eating kind.....
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Wanted for stealing mouses...
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Going to play a mean tune for us??
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Hey, At least you gots a job......
Some ain't gots that.....
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OMG....Now we need some "Eye Bleach".....
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He's not around here......
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Okay, okay, you don't to get huffy about it....
Jimi is only kidding.....
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Hello-Hello any body home??
Where is every one??
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I'm ready to go fishing, you ready Petewete??
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* guy goes into a bar...and after having a couple of
beers...... he asks the bartender..
"Whats the best way to R-ville?"
The bartender says.......
"You driving or walking?"
The guy says....
"Driving!"
Bartender says
"Thats the Best Way!"
beers...... he asks the bartender..
"Whats the best way to R-ville?"
The bartender says.......
"You driving or walking?"
The guy says....
"Driving!"
Bartender says
"Thats the Best Way!"
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* The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to
dinner.
During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a
living.
Eight year old Brian Walton jumped in and said,
"Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied,
"Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker,
not a fisherman."
"No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs
up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together
and says 'I just caught another fish'."
dinner.
During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a
living.
Eight year old Brian Walton jumped in and said,
"Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied,
"Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker,
not a fisherman."
"No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs
up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together
and says 'I just caught another fish'."
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* A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked,
"Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so
my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't
drink or gamble?
"Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so
my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't
drink or gamble?
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* Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
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* "You wouldn't believe my bad luck," a burglar tells
his friend.
"I broke into a lawyer's house last night, and he caught
me.
He let me go but told me never to steal again."
"He let you go? Why's that bad luck?" asks the friend.
"He charged me $500 for the advice."
his friend.
"I broke into a lawyer's house last night, and he caught
me.
He let me go but told me never to steal again."
"He let you go? Why's that bad luck?" asks the friend.
"He charged me $500 for the advice."
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* The board of education in a nearby town sold off a
building that had been a one-room schoolhouse.
The buyer converted it to a tavern.
One day an elderly man was walking by the place with
his grandson and pointed to the building.
"That's where I went to school when I was your age."
"Really," said the boy.
"Who was your bartender back then?"
building that had been a one-room schoolhouse.
The buyer converted it to a tavern.
One day an elderly man was walking by the place with
his grandson and pointed to the building.
"That's where I went to school when I was your age."
"Really," said the boy.
"Who was your bartender back then?"
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* I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's
DeskJet division for about a month when I had a
customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.
She could not print yellow.
All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled
me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and
yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow,
but green printed fine.
Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow.
I had the customer change ink cartridges.
I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers.
Nothing worked.
I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new
ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to
tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair
when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a
piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
DeskJet division for about a month when I had a
customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.
She could not print yellow.
All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled
me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and
yellow.
For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow,
but green printed fine.
Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow.
I had the customer change ink cartridges.
I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers.
Nothing worked.
I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new
ideas.
After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to
tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair
when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a
piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
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~ Two passengers on a ship are talking.
“Can you swim?” Asks one.
“No,” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine
languages.”
“Can you swim?” Asks one.
“No,” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine
languages.”
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~ “The economy is weird.” Remarked one worker to
another.
“My bank failed before the toaster did.”
another.
“My bank failed before the toaster did.”
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~ Among my most prized possessions are words that
I have never spoken.
I have never spoken.
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Pete's Thought for thr day.....
I always turn to the sports page first.
The sports page records people's accomplishments;
the front page nothing but man's failures. - Earl Warren
The sports page records people's accomplishments;
the front page nothing but man's failures. - Earl Warren
Rae's Trivia......
The combined strength of all the hairs on one human
head (when woven into a rope) can support the weight
of about 400 people....
head (when woven into a rope) can support the weight
of about 400 people....
and
In 1418, women’s headgear was so tall that, on the
orders of the queen, the doorways of the royal castle of
Vincennes, France, were raised to allow the ladies of the
court to pass through without ducking.
orders of the queen, the doorways of the royal castle of
Vincennes, France, were raised to allow the ladies of the
court to pass through without ducking.
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