we didn't get any rain....
Going to be a great weekend.
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Lobster...for breakfast??
That Pete has it good don't he??
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Damn, all I get are scrambled eggs
No bacon, no less......
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My rideshare waiting for me...?
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How did you get my password??
Damn, nothings safe around here.....
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Thats cool....
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Are you ashamed to let people see what you look at??
You an't right !!!
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I take it....you don't like baths....
Tough, gotta kill the fleas.....
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Yeah, your a real porno star.......
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Put your clothes on ENO.....
Here's some one losing theirs.....
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Well, it's time I left.......
see you tomorrow.......
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♥♥♥
~ I saw a sign today that read....
Tiredness kills, take a break.
So I pulled over and went to sleep.
When I woke up I felt great and was ready to drive again.
I was 5 hours late for work though.
Tiredness kills, take a break.
So I pulled over and went to sleep.
When I woke up I felt great and was ready to drive again.
I was 5 hours late for work though.
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~ When a fellow called a motel and asked how much
they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates
depended on room size and number of people.
“Do you take children?” the man asked. “No, sir,”
replied the clerk..... “Only cash and credit cards.”
they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates
depended on room size and number of people.
“Do you take children?” the man asked. “No, sir,”
replied the clerk..... “Only cash and credit cards.”
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~ I teach second grade in Indianapolis.
At the beginning of the year one little girl's family moved
to Iowa.
We were having a going away celebration for her and the
kids were asking questions about her new school and
her new house.
One little boy with wide eyes asked, "What language do
they speak in Iowa?"
It just reminds me how big the world really seems to a
second-grader.
At the beginning of the year one little girl's family moved
to Iowa.
We were having a going away celebration for her and the
kids were asking questions about her new school and
her new house.
One little boy with wide eyes asked, "What language do
they speak in Iowa?"
It just reminds me how big the world really seems to a
second-grader.
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~ Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not
bend.
bend.
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~ In a darken theater where the suspenseful mystery
story was being staged, a member of the audience
suddenly stood up and cried, “Where is the murderer?”
A threatening voice behind her replied, “Right in back of
you, if you don’t sit down!”
story was being staged, a member of the audience
suddenly stood up and cried, “Where is the murderer?”
A threatening voice behind her replied, “Right in back of
you, if you don’t sit down!”
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~ "According to the Washington Post, Vice President
Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his
foot.
Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should
see the old lady I was kicking.'" -- Conan O'Brien
Dick Cheney is limping today because he injured his
foot.
Cheney said 'If you think my foot looks bad, you should
see the old lady I was kicking.'" -- Conan O'Brien
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~ Q: What is even dumber than a blonde trying to build
a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down.
a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down.
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~ A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to
Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you
park there.
spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to
Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you
park there.
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~ Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again.
Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
click'."
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again.
Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have
done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
click'."
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~ Husband to counselor: We were very happy for 22
years.
Counselor: What happened?
Husband: We got married.
Counselor, turning to wife: Do you agree with your
husband's assessment of your marriage?
Wife: Yes, the only thing my husband and I have in
common is that we were married on the same day.
years.
Counselor: What happened?
Husband: We got married.
Counselor, turning to wife: Do you agree with your
husband's assessment of your marriage?
Wife: Yes, the only thing my husband and I have in
common is that we were married on the same day.
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Todays Thought:
A theory is something nobody believes, except the
person who made it.
An experiment is something everybody believes,
except the person who made it. - Albert Einstein
person who made it.
An experiment is something everybody believes,
except the person who made it. - Albert Einstein
Rae's Travia......
Flamingos are not naturally pink.
They get their color from their food, tiny green algae that
turn pink during digestion.
They get their color from their food, tiny green algae that
turn pink during digestion.
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