this morning....
I.m reading 75º this morning....in the 80's today...
cloudy, with t-storms....
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Don't a great burger look good this morning?
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One ov our Flowers..
I like these lillys... but they don't last long in the heat...
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Play it again Sam......
He works for peanuts....
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Coke advertises everywhere.....
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Bob Ross style??
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I don't know, but I think you better Run for it......
That Goose looks mean......
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Climbing the screen?? looks funny..
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Good luck "Fuzz".....
Have a good ride....
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Yeah, he's always lurking in the background....
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Why? cause I don't wanna get wet.... You?
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I have no idea...Pete....
I'll leave on this one....
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~ Do you know When I was born I was so surprised...
I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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~ All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse
the privilege.
the privilege.
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~ A new doctor is assigned to a mental patient, and
watches day after day as the guy puts his ear to
the wall and listens.
The doctor is very curious, so one day he decides to see
what the guy is listening to.
The doctor puts his ear up to the wall and listens.
The doctor turns to the guy and says, "I don't hear
anything."
The guy says, "Yeah, I know.
It's been like that for months."
watches day after day as the guy puts his ear to
the wall and listens.
The doctor is very curious, so one day he decides to see
what the guy is listening to.
The doctor puts his ear up to the wall and listens.
The doctor turns to the guy and says, "I don't hear
anything."
The guy says, "Yeah, I know.
It's been like that for months."
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~ Three days of suffering through a nasty virus left me
wiped out.
But I found a silver lining the very first day I could crawl
out of bed.
Throwing on a pair of pants, I called out to my husband.
"Look! These jeans fit, they finally fit!"
"Great," he said. "But they're mine."
wiped out.
But I found a silver lining the very first day I could crawl
out of bed.
Throwing on a pair of pants, I called out to my husband.
"Look! These jeans fit, they finally fit!"
"Great," he said. "But they're mine."
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~ A doctor proscribed suppositories for a Flex's medical
condition.
A few days later, Flex returned.
"Doc, those pills didn't make a bit of difference.
But they sure do taste bad!"
The horrified doctor responded, "You've been taking
them orally?"
"What did you expect me to do, Doc?
Shove 'em up my butt?!"
condition.
A few days later, Flex returned.
"Doc, those pills didn't make a bit of difference.
But they sure do taste bad!"
The horrified doctor responded, "You've been taking
them orally?"
"What did you expect me to do, Doc?
Shove 'em up my butt?!"
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~ I found my husband kneeling in front of the dryer.
"What are you looking for?" I asked.
He pointed to his feet and I noticed that he was wearing
only one sock.
He grinned at me and said, "I'm searching for my sole
mate."
"What are you looking for?" I asked.
He pointed to his feet and I noticed that he was wearing
only one sock.
He grinned at me and said, "I'm searching for my sole
mate."
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~ What is green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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~ A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put
her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said,
"Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by
losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said,
"Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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~ A young mother was always on time at our car-pool
meeting place.
She explained that she didn't need an alarm because
her baby woke her between 6:28 and 6:32 each
morning.
One day, however, she arrived late and breathlessly
jumped into the waiting car.
"Sorry," she told us, "my baby didn't go off."
meeting place.
She explained that she didn't need an alarm because
her baby woke her between 6:28 and 6:32 each
morning.
One day, however, she arrived late and breathlessly
jumped into the waiting car.
"Sorry," she told us, "my baby didn't go off."
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~ My wife, my 11-year-old son Payton, Sam, my
seven-year-old son, Peter and I were on vacation.
On the highway we passed through a small town with
a sign that said POP. 10,000.
"Daddy," Sam said, "A can of pop costs $10,000 in
this town!"
seven-year-old son, Peter and I were on vacation.
On the highway we passed through a small town with
a sign that said POP. 10,000.
"Daddy," Sam said, "A can of pop costs $10,000 in
this town!"
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~ My son Timothy was his brother's best man.
To commemorate the event, Daniel bought him a silver
mug, but the engraver made a slight mistake.
The mug read "Best man once, a bother forever."
To commemorate the event, Daniel bought him a silver
mug, but the engraver made a slight mistake.
The mug read "Best man once, a bother forever."
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Todays Thought:
"Life isn't about finding yourself.
Life is about creating yourself." - George Bernard Shaw
Life is about creating yourself." - George Bernard Shaw
Rae's Trivia.........
The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was
The Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger.
Another one...
In 1897, building on earlier research, a chemist from
the Bayer Company in Germany, Felix Hoffman,
invented a recipe to help relieve the painful symptoms
of his father’s arthritis.
He then pitched his idea to his employer, and Bayer
reluctantly agreed to produce the medicine they named
Aspirin.
Bayer finally launched Aspirin in 1915.
But Aspirin’s success ended up costing the company a
great deal of money in 1919, when the United States,
England, France, and Italy forced Bayer to surrender the
trademark to them as part of the Treaty of Versailles.
Thus the word aspirin is now written in the lower case.
Oh yes, Bayer also held, and was forced to give up,
its trademark to Heroin at the end of World War I as well.
In 1897, building on earlier research, a chemist from
the Bayer Company in Germany, Felix Hoffman,
invented a recipe to help relieve the painful symptoms
of his father’s arthritis.
He then pitched his idea to his employer, and Bayer
reluctantly agreed to produce the medicine they named
Aspirin.
Bayer finally launched Aspirin in 1915.
But Aspirin’s success ended up costing the company a
great deal of money in 1919, when the United States,
England, France, and Italy forced Bayer to surrender the
trademark to them as part of the Treaty of Versailles.
Thus the word aspirin is now written in the lower case.
Oh yes, Bayer also held, and was forced to give up,
its trademark to Heroin at the end of World War I as well.
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