Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... Friends
Not to bad temp. wise...
except storms popping up....
Unsettled  weather....
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Don't this susage,egg and Bacon on Krispy kreams

look good... not good for the heart.....

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I sure miss the crabs....from "Wilkersons"...

I belive I could eat a doz...

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She don't know what a crab is....

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I get the fly swatter, you'll get off the table....

and stay off....

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Hit him again wif the swatter......

I'm loving it......

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I'm here with ACLU.....

are you harassing your cat??

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What can I say??

Is your MOM proud??

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I don't know if I would say that.......

Dumb is more like it....

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Your just mad....

because you can't dress like that....

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Yep, there is a cat in there.....

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Now if I can get my car down.....

this must be embarrassing....

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~ Pete believed that frogs' legs were related to
the ability of the frog to hear.
He put a frog on the table and smacked his hands
together.
The frog jumped.
He removed one of the frogs' legs.
Smacked his hands and the frog jumped.
He cut off another leg and the frog still jumped with the
sudden noise, He cut off the third leg and the frog
when startled tried to jump.
The amputation of the last leg resulted in no jump of the
frog with noise of sudden clapping.
Therefore a frog with no legs cannot hear.
Proves Pete was right!

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~ When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of
my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was
joking.
 And then I saw her face.   (remember the Monkees?)

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~ Math is the only place where I hear someone doing
ridiculous things.
FOR EXAMPLE" John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23,
what does he have now?".... DIABETES?? MAYBE???!!!

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~ There is a Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece
when he notices a car in the ditch.
 "Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
He takes out his notebook and writes "car in D-I-T-C-H"
for his report.
He walks up the road a bit further and notices another
car in the ditch.
So he writes "another car in ditch....D-I-T-C-H" for his
report.
The cop decides to head back to his car to make the
report when he notices a head in the middle of the
boulevard.
 "Damn, somebody's head's in the middle of the
boulevard!"
He gets out his notebook again and begins writing
"head in middle of..."
Then he ponders how to spell boulevard? "B-O..."
no, no "B-U..."
"Aww hell" he says and he kicks the head into the ditch...
"D-I-T-C-H"

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~ We've got stained glass windows in our house.
It's those damned pigeons.

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~ Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.

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~ During the jury-selection process, the judge asked a
pro- spective juror some questions.
"Have you formed any opinion about the guilt or
innocence of the man on trial, Mr. Hey?"
"None whatsoever," Gus answered.
"Are you opposed to capital punishment?"
the judge asked.
"Certainly not in this case."

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~ A man's health can be judge by which he takes two
at a time, pills or stairs.

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~ One day Henry Irving, in the midst of telling
Mark Twain a humorous story, abruptly stopped and
 examined his friend's face.
"You haven't heard this, have you?" he asked.
Twain assured him that he had not.
When, some time later, Irving again paused, and again
posed the question, Twain again reassured him.
Then, approaching the climax, Irving broke off once
more.
"Are you quite sure you haven't heard this?"
he demanded suspiciously.
"I can lie once," Twain finally replied.
"I can lie twice for courtesy's sake, but I draw the line
there.
I can't lie the third time at any price.
I not only heard the story, I invented it!"

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~ Skier: One who pays an arm and a leg for the
opportunity to break them.

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~ Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when
one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has
drifted out a little too far.

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He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other
lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.
 The first lifeguard says,"Why are you holding me back?
We have to go save that woman!"
 To which the other replies, "Don't worry.
That woman is my mother-in-law."
"Are you trying to kill her?"
"Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my
intent........ Just watch."
With that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the
woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore,
safely depositing her.
 "What in the world gave you the notion that would
happen," asked the first lifeguard.
 ......."Professional courtesy."

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Todays Thought:

"Less bad is better than more bad, but it's not good."
 - U.S. Vice President Joe Biden

(that's so bad here is another..)

*Let us so live that when we come to die even the
undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Rae's Trivia.......

Roger Bannister was the first man to break the 4-minute
mile; however, he did not break the 4-minute mile in an
actual race.
On May 6, 1954, he ran 3:59.4, while being carefully
paced by other runners.
Bannister’s quarter-mile splits were 57.5 seconds,
60.7, 62.3, and 58.9.
But 23 days after Bannister had run the most famous
mile of all time, fellow Briton Diane Leather became the
first woman to break 5 minutes with a time of 4:59.6 in
Birmingham, England, on May 29, 1954.
In the 40-plus years since the two British runners broke
these significant marks, women’s times have improved
by a far higher percentage than men’s.