Well, looks like it's cooling down....
In the upper 80's today....
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The hummers are comming more and more...
was able to get these pics yesterday evening...
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Lady...thats a weird looking paint job....
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Didn't your Momma tell you..
Don't play wif your food??
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Wonder who named these kittys...?
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I don't think so....
I got a big male cat hanging around here,
He's a mean one.... Must be because I had mine fixed...
Fooled him....
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But the love for you to come swimming wif them....
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What did you have in mind??
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Good thing Peckerwoods don't swim....!!
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Yeah, you gotta watch them every minute!!
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Well, I gotta go...if they ever clean this poop
wagon mess up....
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♥♥♥
~~ Military leaders succeed in building a computer
able to solve any strategic or tactical problem.
They are assembled in front of the new machine and
instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it.
They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer
and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes
up with the answer: YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied.
Finally one of them submits a second request to the
computer: YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.
able to solve any strategic or tactical problem.
They are assembled in front of the new machine and
instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it.
They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer
and then ask the pivotal question: attack or retreat?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes
up with the answer: YES.
The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied.
Finally one of them submits a second request to the
computer: YES WHAT?
Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.
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~~ A minister was pulled over for speeding.
As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister
said to him, “Blessed are the merciful for they shall
obtain mercy.”
The cop handed the minister the ticket and said,
“Go thou and sin no more.”
As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister
said to him, “Blessed are the merciful for they shall
obtain mercy.”
The cop handed the minister the ticket and said,
“Go thou and sin no more.”
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~~ St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one
day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds
between a select team from the heavenly host and his
own hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good
players and the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered
unperturbed...... "We've got all the umpires."
day about baseball.
Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds
between a select team from the heavenly host and his
own hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good
players and the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered
unperturbed...... "We've got all the umpires."
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~~ The young family was being explained the benefits
of the Home Insurance policy by the Agent:
"...And this poicy protects you from hail, storms,
earthquakes, windstorms, fire .....
"Yes, but what about sandstorms?" asked the young
father .....
Agent:" Sorry sir, but there is no sandy clause!"
of the Home Insurance policy by the Agent:
"...And this poicy protects you from hail, storms,
earthquakes, windstorms, fire .....
"Yes, but what about sandstorms?" asked the young
father .....
Agent:" Sorry sir, but there is no sandy clause!"
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~~ once upon a time there was a handsome male
camel that had two huge camel humps.
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel
with one perfect hump.
As time progressed they became the proud parents
of a wonderful baby camel that had no humps.
They comtemplated for a long time on what to
name the baby camel and finally decided on
Humphrey.
camel that had two huge camel humps.
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel
with one perfect hump.
As time progressed they became the proud parents
of a wonderful baby camel that had no humps.
They comtemplated for a long time on what to
name the baby camel and finally decided on
Humphrey.
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~~ An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked.
The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout.
"Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years
of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up
against here."
Yumti-Bi layed down and put his ear to the ground.
"Large Heap - war party," he says, "maybe three
hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black horses,
two on white stallions.
All have warpaint...many many guns.
Medicine man also with them."
"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all
of that just by listening to the ground?"
"No, General," replied the Indian,
"I can see under the gate..."
The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout.
"Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years
of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up
against here."
Yumti-Bi layed down and put his ear to the ground.
"Large Heap - war party," he says, "maybe three
hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black horses,
two on white stallions.
All have warpaint...many many guns.
Medicine man also with them."
"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all
of that just by listening to the ground?"
"No, General," replied the Indian,
"I can see under the gate..."
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~~ A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in
the doctor's book.
the doctor's book.
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~~ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person she loves the most;
And when a man does that...
The slide show begins!!
she sees the person she loves the most;
And when a man does that...
The slide show begins!!
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~~ Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of
retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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~~ Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in
a while.
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in
a while.
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Today's thought:"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing
I know." - Ernest Hemingway
I know." - Ernest Hemingway
or..
harder you fall, the higher you bounce. - Gus
Rea's trivia....During the fifteenth century, Venice ordained that local
Italian prostitutes should bare their breasts while
soliciting at open windows overlooking the city’s famous
canals and walkways.
The ruling was intended to separate the city’s
"professional" women from the general citizens,
and also to encourage young men to purchase the
prostitutes’ wares...
Italian prostitutes should bare their breasts while
soliciting at open windows overlooking the city’s famous
canals and walkways.
The ruling was intended to separate the city’s
"professional" women from the general citizens,
and also to encourage young men to purchase the
prostitutes’ wares...
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