storms they were calling for...yesterday...
all in all was a nice day....
Chance if t-storms today...
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Yeah, make plenty...I love Bacon....
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Don'y act so.... you know you like it too.....
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I wish you would stay outta my laptop....
and leave my stuff alone......
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That's a good Camo suit your wearing......
you could be sat on.......
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Any thing I say won't help, or matter.....
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Friends??
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Knowing kittens you probely need recharging..
With all that playing.....
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OMG...A kisser....
(Pete's over the mountain.. get him..)
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A great phone holder...not.
Looks dumb!!
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Looks about right.......
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Well, I gotta go.....
gotta get this plywood home....
Later!!
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♥♥♥
~ The judge frowned at the tired robber and said,
“then you admit breaking into the same store on three
successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge checked with his records,
“But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir...... She made me exchange it two times.”
“then you admit breaking into the same store on three
successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge checked with his records,
“But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir...... She made me exchange it two times.”
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~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his
family were avid bowlers.
Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were
destroyed in a fire, so we'll never know for whom the
Tells bowled.
family were avid bowlers.
Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were
destroyed in a fire, so we'll never know for whom the
Tells bowled.
☼
~ The junior executive had been complaining to his wife
of aches and pains.
Neither one could account for his trouble.
Arriving home from work one night, he informed her.
“I finally discovered why I’ve been feeling so miserable.
We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks
ago, and I just learned today that I’ve been sitting in the
wastebasket.”
~ The junior executive had been complaining to his wife
of aches and pains.
Neither one could account for his trouble.
Arriving home from work one night, he informed her.
“I finally discovered why I’ve been feeling so miserable.
We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks
ago, and I just learned today that I’ve been sitting in the
wastebasket.”
☼
~ Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
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~ My mother and my girlfriend are wearing the same
perfume, which is weird because, all of a sudden,
Im attracted to my girlfriend.
perfume, which is weird because, all of a sudden,
Im attracted to my girlfriend.
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~ Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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~ Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of
babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens?... How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims.
"My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens?... How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims.
"My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
☼
~ A Happy Family....
Boy was introducing, "Hi, my father's name is
"Laughing" and my mother's name is "Smiling".
Girl was surprised, "Really?... You must be Kidding!"
Boy defended, "No, no, that's my brother's name.
I am 'JOKING'."
Boy was introducing, "Hi, my father's name is
"Laughing" and my mother's name is "Smiling".
Girl was surprised, "Really?... You must be Kidding!"
Boy defended, "No, no, that's my brother's name.
I am 'JOKING'."
☼
~ I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my
10-year-old grandson and I asked him,
"What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or
Lincoln ... Etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama
steps out of the White House,
and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of
unemployment."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...
10-year-old grandson and I asked him,
"What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or
Lincoln ... Etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama
steps out of the White House,
and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of
unemployment."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...
☼
~ King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash
after years of war with the Hittites.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates ,
the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask
for a loan.
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.
"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"
Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star,
makes no difference who you are."
after years of war with the Hittites.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates ,
the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask
for a loan.
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.
"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"
Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star,
makes no difference who you are."
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Todays thought;
* The person who has lived the most is not the one with
the most years but the one with the richest experiences.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
the most years but the one with the richest experiences.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Rae's Trivia.....
Undertakers report that human bodies do not deteriorate
as quickly as they used to.
The reason, they believe, is that the modern diet contains
so many preservatives that these chemicals tend to
prevent the body from decomposing too rapidly after
death.
as quickly as they used to.
The reason, they believe, is that the modern diet contains
so many preservatives that these chemicals tend to
prevent the body from decomposing too rapidly after
death.
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