In the 70's today, with T-storms...
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Yes, I gots my eye on you......
Get outta tha trash......
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That's against the law......
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Damn, I wouldn't wanna live there.....
Must be tough kids.......
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So, wanna do?? sleep all day?
They's mouses to catch....
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And you too!!
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No....you can't turn me off......
now get them mouses....
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What you got mouses??
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Yeah, get going.......
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Damn, Sorry, I didn't mean to make you Mad.....
Come on! we'll go to Micky-D's
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Gotta go....my rides here......
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♥♥♥
~ Three animals were having a huge argument over who
was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly
he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his
prey had nary a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength ...
None in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor
strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along
and swallowed them all ... hawk, lion and stinker.
was the best.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly
he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his
prey had nary a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength ...
None in the forest dared to challenge him.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor
strength to frighten off any creature.
As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along
and swallowed them all ... hawk, lion and stinker.
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~ Lunch restaurants make me emotional.
get all cafe teary-eyed .
~ Lunch restaurants make me emotional.
get all cafe teary-eyed .
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~ The child comes home from his first day at school.
His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough.
They want me to come back tomorrow."
His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough.
They want me to come back tomorrow."
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~ As their waitress poured them more coffee and took
their dessert orders, the trio of women chatted happily
about their respective families.
"All too soon," the eldest observed, "you go from
needing a babysitter for our children to being the
babysitter of theirs."
their dessert orders, the trio of women chatted happily
about their respective families.
"All too soon," the eldest observed, "you go from
needing a babysitter for our children to being the
babysitter of theirs."
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~ A man asks the waiter,
"Do you serve frogs in this restaurant?"
Waiter replies, "Of course we do, Monsieur."
Then the man takes a frog out of his pocket and says,
"Good, my man.....my frog wants some soup!"
"Do you serve frogs in this restaurant?"
Waiter replies, "Of course we do, Monsieur."
Then the man takes a frog out of his pocket and says,
"Good, my man.....my frog wants some soup!"
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~ What is the difference between a woman and a
battery?
“A battery always has a positive side.”
battery?
“A battery always has a positive side.”
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~ "A Connecticut man is suing a wig shop after claiming
a bad fitting toupee caused him to become upset and
have a heart attack.
If that's the case, Donald Trump should have been dead
years ago."
a bad fitting toupee caused him to become upset and
have a heart attack.
If that's the case, Donald Trump should have been dead
years ago."
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~ How many telemarketers does it take to change a
lightbulb?
Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
lightbulb?
Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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~ No English dictionary has been able to explain the
difference between the two words COMPLETE and
FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I wish to differ because there is:
for instance...When you marry the right woman, you are
"COMPLETE".......
and when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
difference between the two words COMPLETE and
FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between
COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I wish to differ because there is:
for instance...When you marry the right woman, you are
"COMPLETE".......
and when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
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~ Since he had just completed several months of French
lessons, a six-year-old boy was asked by family members
to say something in French.
As the whole family eagerly awaited his answer,
he sat up straight in his chair, cleared his throat, and said,
"French toast!"
lessons, a six-year-old boy was asked by family members
to say something in French.
As the whole family eagerly awaited his answer,
he sat up straight in his chair, cleared his throat, and said,
"French toast!"
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Todays Thought:
"We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are
extraordinary to somebody too." - Helen Hayes
extraordinary to somebody too." - Helen Hayes
Rae's Trivia.....
As of July 2011, the population of Egypt was
82,079,663, making it the 15th most populated country
in the world.
Approximately 99% of the population lives on about
5.5% of the land.
82,079,663, making it the 15th most populated country
in the world.
Approximately 99% of the population lives on about
5.5% of the land.
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