The offical temp was 97º--but mine said;
101º- 100.9º and another said 99º
Any way---it's hot...and calling for
Hotter today....
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Something different for breakfast??
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This temp will make you Lazy....
Just lay around and stay cool....
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Why?? that won't keep you cool....
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Yep...I know the feeling very well...
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Question for "Froggy".... from Ohio...
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Friends ??
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Wow...I'm not saying a thing.....
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Yeah....I know....
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These people need lots of help.....
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Just what I alway needed....
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Well, I guess I'll go on this pic...
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♥♥♥
~~ can we blame obamas' ignorance on bush?
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~~ One day a salesman stopped by the Jones farm,
knocked, and Mrs. Jones came to the door.
“Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked.
“Sure is...... He’s over to the cow barn.”
“Well, I got something to show him, Ma’am.
Will I have any difficulty finding him?”
“Shouldn’t have any problem … He’s the one with the
beard and mustache.”
knocked, and Mrs. Jones came to the door.
“Is your husband home, Ma’am?” he asked.
“Sure is...... He’s over to the cow barn.”
“Well, I got something to show him, Ma’am.
Will I have any difficulty finding him?”
“Shouldn’t have any problem … He’s the one with the
beard and mustache.”
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~~ My sisters a personal trainer.
Thats a tough job.
I dont think I can do that.
You gotta help people with their fitness goals.
Can you help me define my abs?
Yeah -- disgusting, sloppy, gelatinous.
Thats a tough job.
I dont think I can do that.
You gotta help people with their fitness goals.
Can you help me define my abs?
Yeah -- disgusting, sloppy, gelatinous.
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~~ Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to
government specifications.
government specifications.
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~~ It was the finish line of the Boston marathon.
A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.
A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says
“You’ll feel a lot worse tomorrow.”
He pauses and then says, “But the really bad news is
that in about 3 days, you’re going to think you had fun
today.”
A first time runner is hobbling away, having just finished.
A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says
“You’ll feel a lot worse tomorrow.”
He pauses and then says, “But the really bad news is
that in about 3 days, you’re going to think you had fun
today.”
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~~ Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight.
The knife lost.
The knife lost.
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~~ A good ole Louisiana boy won a bass boat in a raffle
drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that.
There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat that big
within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later.
He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to
the sugar cane field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his
hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.
What does it look like I'm a doing.?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people
from Louisiana a bad name, makin' everybody think we
is stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."
drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that.
There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat that big
within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later.
He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to
the sugar cane field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his
hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.
What does it look like I'm a doing.?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people
from Louisiana a bad name, makin' everybody think we
is stupid.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."
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~~ I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!
...It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole
body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo
label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
...NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going
to start using Dawn dish soap instead whos label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO
REMOVE."........... Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!
...It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole
body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo
label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
...NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going
to start using Dawn dish soap instead whos label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO
REMOVE."........... Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!
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~~ A psychologist is at a party talking with a small
group of people, when a man comes up behind him and
taps him on the shoulder.
The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off
and decks him.
The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to
the group and declares: "That's his problem."
group of people, when a man comes up behind him and
taps him on the shoulder.
The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off
and decks him.
The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to
the group and declares: "That's his problem."
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~~~ Once I had multiple personalities,
but now we are feeling well.
but now we are feeling well.
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~~ Fiercely independent, Jakob Dylan determined
early on to make his own name rather than ride on his
famous father's coattails.
The young musician named his band the Wallflowers
after an intense brainstorming session with other band
members - and only later discovered (much to his chagrin)
that his father had once written a song
(albeit still unpublished) with the very same name!
early on to make his own name rather than ride on his
famous father's coattails.
The young musician named his band the Wallflowers
after an intense brainstorming session with other band
members - and only later discovered (much to his chagrin)
that his father had once written a song
(albeit still unpublished) with the very same name!
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~~ One day several thousand copies of
John Steinbeck's latest novel were destroyed in a fire
when a truck from his publishing house was involved in
a nasty accident with a wayward bus traveling on the
wrong side of the road.
The novel's title? The Wayward Bus!
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John Steinbeck's latest novel were destroyed in a fire
when a truck from his publishing house was involved in
a nasty accident with a wayward bus traveling on the
wrong side of the road.
The novel's title? The Wayward Bus!
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Todays Thought:
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better
class of enemy.
class of enemy.
Bonus for ya "Pete"...
An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
Rae's Trivia......
A jellyfish is not a single animal but a colony of animals.
Some tentacles act as a balance, others sting enemies,
some catch prey, while others are in charge of breeding.
Jellyfish are more than 95 percent water and have no
brain, heart, or bones, and no actual eyes.
Some tentacles act as a balance, others sting enemies,
some catch prey, while others are in charge of breeding.
Jellyfish are more than 95 percent water and have no
brain, heart, or bones, and no actual eyes.
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