Well gonna be a great weekend.....
In the 80's.. Some rain Sunday...
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Got the cooker cranked up yet...Pete ?
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How about the feeders for the Hummers??
They need breakfast too....
Flex and I are putting on the feed bag this morning...
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I think he's wanting that popcicle....
Looks like he likes food....
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Another one that likes ice cream..
Mine love ice cream too...
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Oh, No...you didn't....
Aakkkk..oh my...you did...
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Don't feel bad.... mine either...
Lots of friends say; don't have time to read....
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Now thats gonna hurt...... might even leave a mark!
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I don't like playing tag....
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Yep, he's right up there with the best of them....
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He's gonna give me a ride, "If" he can get it started....
So... I'll see you tomorrow morning....
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♥♥
~~ When I asked my friend, Pete if he was planning to
attend church, he just shook his head.
"I haven't gone in a long time," he said.
"Besides, it's too late for me.
I've probably already broken all seven commandments."
attend church, he just shook his head.
"I haven't gone in a long time," he said.
"Besides, it's too late for me.
I've probably already broken all seven commandments."
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~~ While her husband was lying down, his wife
removed his glasses.
"You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your
glasses you look like the same handsome young man
I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses,
you still look pretty good too!"
removed his glasses.
"You know, honey," she said sweetly, "Without your
glasses you look like the same handsome young man
I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses,
you still look pretty good too!"
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~~ My wife's family was cooing over our newborn
when someone mentioned that the baby looked like me.
"Don't worry," said my mother-in-law, "she'll change."
when someone mentioned that the baby looked like me.
"Don't worry," said my mother-in-law, "she'll change."
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~~ An attorney I worked with at a personal-injury law
firm deeply resented the term ambulance chaser.
"It's not right to call us that," he told me.
"Besides, we usually get there before the ambulances
do."
firm deeply resented the term ambulance chaser.
"It's not right to call us that," he told me.
"Besides, we usually get there before the ambulances
do."
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~~ I stood in the ice cream parlor watching in
amazement as the girl behind the counter piled one
mammoth scoop of ice cream after another onto my
cone.
It was so huge, I began to question whether she'd
heard my order.
"Excuse me," I said. "Is that a small?"
As she poured on the toppings, she replied, "Not yet!"
amazement as the girl behind the counter piled one
mammoth scoop of ice cream after another onto my
cone.
It was so huge, I began to question whether she'd
heard my order.
"Excuse me," I said. "Is that a small?"
As she poured on the toppings, she replied, "Not yet!"
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~~ Suspecting he had a serious medical condition,
I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.
Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill
out.
Next to "Reason for visit?" he wrote, "My wife made me."
I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.
Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill
out.
Next to "Reason for visit?" he wrote, "My wife made me."
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~~ A very small female janitor (4'10", 90 pounds)
worked at an amusement park and was told to go out
and sweep up the grounds.
As she was getting ready to head out to clean up,
her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets.
When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it
was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over
by the wind.
'So,' she said, 'now I weigh me down to sweep.'
worked at an amusement park and was told to go out
and sweep up the grounds.
As she was getting ready to head out to clean up,
her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets.
When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it
was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over
by the wind.
'So,' she said, 'now I weigh me down to sweep.'
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~~ The bride, upon her engagement, went to her
mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me,
sympathy?"
mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me,
sympathy?"
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~~ "He's going to beat me up!"
yelled my four-year-old.
"Why would your older brother do that?" I asked him.
"Because I accidentally dropped his toothbrush in the
toilet."
"Just tell him and give him a new one."
"I can't."
"Why?"
"He's in the bathroom brushing his teeth!"
yelled my four-year-old.
"Why would your older brother do that?" I asked him.
"Because I accidentally dropped his toothbrush in the
toilet."
"Just tell him and give him a new one."
"I can't."
"Why?"
"He's in the bathroom brushing his teeth!"
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~~ After weighing a woman's letter on our post office
scale, I told her the envelope was too heavy and would
require another stamp.
Confused, she asked, "But won't another stamp make
it heavier?
scale, I told her the envelope was too heavy and would
require another stamp.
Confused, she asked, "But won't another stamp make
it heavier?
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~~ After my daily jog to work, I found a colleague
standing outside our building, puffing on a cigarette.
Seeing that I was sweaty and out of breath, she became
concerned.
"Just how far away did you park?
standing outside our building, puffing on a cigarette.
Seeing that I was sweaty and out of breath, she became
concerned.
"Just how far away did you park?
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~~ I was enjoying the second week of a two-week
vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week:
by doing as little as possible.
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing
certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how
much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused
to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor
burned out in the middle of a seam.
The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum
cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some
consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said..... "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes.
"Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"
vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week:
by doing as little as possible.
I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing
certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how
much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused
to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor
burned out in the middle of a seam.
The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum
cleaner and nothing happened.
She looked so stricken that I had to offer some
consolation.
"That's okay, honey," I said..... "You still have me."
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes.
"Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"
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Todays Thought:
Human history becomes more and more a race
between education and catastrophe.
-Herbert George Wells
between education and catastrophe.
-Herbert George Wells
Raes Trivia.....
Julia Child worked as an advertising copywriter for a
furniture store before she became the "queen of cuisine"
and darling of TV’s PBS.
furniture store before she became the "queen of cuisine"
and darling of TV’s PBS.
And....
Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright
to the song Happy Birthday.
to the song Happy Birthday.
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