Well it's a warm 70º degrees this morning..
And can hear thunder a ways off...
So I guess we're in for a storm...
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How about this tree house??
Pretty cool....Huh?
You know this guy is unhappy.....
I guess he don't like his job??
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Is that why they call you "Tricksie"?
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Hey, Guys....that's a no-no......
Makes you foolish....
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You know, Huh?
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Sparky, here is going to have a cook out....
Do you want to go??
Don't look for me....
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Cat! you gots some weird eyes......
They's light up....
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Oh, No not that... That will wake you up....
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What have you been eating??
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A cool Limo!!
Looks weird, but how about driving it??
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Well, time for me to pedial off into the sunset.....
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~~ Cop asks me.....
I need to see your Drivers license, Proof of insurance,
and registration.
I bet I looked through that glove box four times before I
realized, I was setting in the front seat of his car.
Not for long...... I had to get in the back.
I need to see your Drivers license, Proof of insurance,
and registration.
I bet I looked through that glove box four times before I
realized, I was setting in the front seat of his car.
Not for long...... I had to get in the back.
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~~ Driving along a country road, I ignored a Bridge Out
sign and continued on.
But in a few miles I came to a stop: The road was
completely barricaded.
So I turned around and retraced my route.
That's when I saw this sign on the back of the first:
"It was, wasn't it?"
sign and continued on.
But in a few miles I came to a stop: The road was
completely barricaded.
So I turned around and retraced my route.
That's when I saw this sign on the back of the first:
"It was, wasn't it?"
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~~ I like to dress up as the Grim Reaper, find a nursing
home and stand across the street and wave at the old
people.
home and stand across the street and wave at the old
people.
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~~ An attorney telephoned the governor just after
midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a
matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney,
"and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK
with the undertaker."
midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a
matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney,
"and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK
with the undertaker."
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~~ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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~~ My husband and I aren't military people, so when
we visited our son Willy at New Mexico Military Institute,
it was all new to us.
At one point, we passed through a lounge where a cadet
was fast asleep on a sofa.
"Why is his uniform different from yours?" I asked Willy.
"Because he's on guard duty," he replied.
we visited our son Willy at New Mexico Military Institute,
it was all new to us.
At one point, we passed through a lounge where a cadet
was fast asleep on a sofa.
"Why is his uniform different from yours?" I asked Willy.
"Because he's on guard duty," he replied.
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~~ "One arm butlers - They can take it ...
but they can't dish it out"
but they can't dish it out"
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~~ The First Law of Thermodynamics states that
energy can neither be created nor destroyed...
unless it meets Chuck Norris.
energy can neither be created nor destroyed...
unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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~~ My husband, Cal, grew increasingly displeased as
our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her
room late one evening.
Finally losing patience shortly after midnight,
he knocked sharply on her door.
Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if
something was wrong.
“I have to ask you to move your car,” Cal told him.
“Oh, sure. Is it in someone’s way?”
“No,” Cal replied, “it’s at the wrong address.”
our teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her
room late one evening.
Finally losing patience shortly after midnight,
he knocked sharply on her door.
Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if
something was wrong.
“I have to ask you to move your car,” Cal told him.
“Oh, sure. Is it in someone’s way?”
“No,” Cal replied, “it’s at the wrong address.”
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~~ A guy walks into a Chinese bar...
...and orders a Stoli with a twist.
So the bartender says," O.K., there were four wittle pigs."
...and orders a Stoli with a twist.
So the bartender says," O.K., there were four wittle pigs."
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~~ Judge: Haven’t I seen you before?
Man: Yes, Your Honor.
I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!
Man: Yes, Your Honor.
I taught your daughter how to play the drums.
Judge: Twenty years!
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Todays Thought:
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth
has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill...
has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill...
Rae's Trivia.....
In 1990, Irish rock singer Sinead O’Connor became the
first musical recording artist to refuse a Grammy Award,
which she won for her recording of, ironically enough,
"I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got."
She claimed that too much emphasis was placed on the
pop charts, and not enough on the ills and abuses of the
world.
first musical recording artist to refuse a Grammy Award,
which she won for her recording of, ironically enough,
"I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got."
She claimed that too much emphasis was placed on the
pop charts, and not enough on the ills and abuses of the
world.
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1 comment:
I'm having fun catching up again Weather coolish with us and not that sunny :-( I love that tree house do you think they'll let me move in?
Rae xx
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