Well, another nice day, with temps in the 80's
T-storms later in the week....
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I thought it looks familiar
Pete likes seafood....
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Burrito,s are good sometimes, but for a meal
nothing beats a great burger....
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This is what my scales say......
You think their trying to tell me something??
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He's the one that keeps the blog on the web....
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I'm glad someone is doing something for me....
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Hey, Buddie.....you look cool.....
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Oh, No , don't tell me I failed??
Oh, whoa is me......
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So thats were all the holes are coming from......
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Looks like he finally cought him......
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Hey... That's cool....
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Well, It's that time....
see you tomorrow......
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~ Pete goes into a clothing store to buy a new suit,
but he doesn't want to spend too much money.
The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but
Pete says it's too much.
He shows him another suit for $200, and Pete says
it's still too much.
After showing him several others, he finally shows him
one for $10.
"That's more like it!", Pete says, and he goes to try it
on.
He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is
about two inches shorter than the other.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right
shoulder."
So Pete hunches his right shoulder way up, and the
sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left
arm and cock it like a bird's wing."
So Pete sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK.
But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the
other.
"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor,
"and no one will notice."
"I'll take it!",Pete says.
So Pete leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit,
walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like
a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.
As he's walking down the street he passes two
orthopedic surgeons.
One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen
anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of
practice!"
"Me neither," the other doctor says.
"But he sure has a nice suit!"
but he doesn't want to spend too much money.
The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but
Pete says it's too much.
He shows him another suit for $200, and Pete says
it's still too much.
After showing him several others, he finally shows him
one for $10.
"That's more like it!", Pete says, and he goes to try it
on.
He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is
about two inches shorter than the other.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right
shoulder."
So Pete hunches his right shoulder way up, and the
sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left
arm and cock it like a bird's wing."
So Pete sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK.
But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the
other.
"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor,
"and no one will notice."
"I'll take it!",Pete says.
So Pete leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit,
walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like
a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.
As he's walking down the street he passes two
orthopedic surgeons.
One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen
anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of
practice!"
"Me neither," the other doctor says.
"But he sure has a nice suit!"
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~ I served in a parachute regiment.
During a nighttime exercise, I was seated next to a young
officer.
He was looking a bit pale, so I asked, "Scared, lieutenant?"
"No," he replied. "Apprehensive."
"What's the difference?"
"That means I'm scared, but with a university education."
During a nighttime exercise, I was seated next to a young
officer.
He was looking a bit pale, so I asked, "Scared, lieutenant?"
"No," he replied. "Apprehensive."
"What's the difference?"
"That means I'm scared, but with a university education."
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~ Weiner is going to the"got caught cheating rehab."
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~ Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
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~ Setting a good example for your children pulls all the
fun out of middle age.
Answering Machine Message 133...
I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the
phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this
NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you
I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean,
like, wait, gosh...... This is so confusing.
fun out of middle age.
Answering Machine Message 133...
I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the
phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this
NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you
I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it... I mean,
like, wait, gosh...... This is so confusing.
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~ One day, my mom was asking my 5 year old cousin
where foods come from.
She asked him, "Where does ham come from?"
He replied, "Pigs!"
She then asked him, "Where does chicken come from?"
He replied, "Chickens!" She then asked,
"Where do burger's come from?" And without hesitation
he yelled out, "McDonalds!!"
where foods come from.
She asked him, "Where does ham come from?"
He replied, "Pigs!"
She then asked him, "Where does chicken come from?"
He replied, "Chickens!" She then asked,
"Where do burger's come from?" And without hesitation
he yelled out, "McDonalds!!"
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~ Our parish priest was making a visit to my nephew's
home.
He knocked on the door, and the little 4-year-old boy
went to the door and saw the priest.
He called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for
God is here!"
home.
He knocked on the door, and the little 4-year-old boy
went to the door and saw the priest.
He called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for
God is here!"
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~ A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket,
and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his
pocket and ordered another double.
This routine was followed for some time, until after
looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's
had enough.
The bartender said, 'I've got to ask you -
what's with the pocket business?'
The man replied, 'I have my lawyer's picture in there.
When he starts to look honest, I've had enough.'
and ordered a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his
pocket and ordered another double.
This routine was followed for some time, until after
looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he's
had enough.
The bartender said, 'I've got to ask you -
what's with the pocket business?'
The man replied, 'I have my lawyer's picture in there.
When he starts to look honest, I've had enough.'
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~~ Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman....
Over the phone.
Over the phone.
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~ Mother: “When I was your age, my mother used to hide
money around the house for me that I would find only if I
performed my chores particularly well.
One time when I was cleaning out the cupboards for her,
I found $20 under the old shelf paper.”
Daughter: “Wow! What a cool idea!
Why didn’t you ever do that with me?”
Mother: “But my dear … I have been.”
money around the house for me that I would find only if I
performed my chores particularly well.
One time when I was cleaning out the cupboards for her,
I found $20 under the old shelf paper.”
Daughter: “Wow! What a cool idea!
Why didn’t you ever do that with me?”
Mother: “But my dear … I have been.”
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Todays Thought:
One half of knowing what you want is knowing what
you must give up before you get it. – Sidney Howard
you must give up before you get it. – Sidney Howard
Rea's Trivia......
Celebrity-hounding photographers are called paparazzi,
in English as well as Italian.
It is believed the word was coined after a particularly
obtrusive character named "Paparazzo" in
Federico Fellini's 1960 film, La Dolce Vita.
It has been said that Fellini chose the name because it
suggested, onomatopoeically, the predatory, relentless
nature of the character — the "z" sound hinted at a
buzzing, annoying insect.
in English as well as Italian.
It is believed the word was coined after a particularly
obtrusive character named "Paparazzo" in
Federico Fellini's 1960 film, La Dolce Vita.
It has been said that Fellini chose the name because it
suggested, onomatopoeically, the predatory, relentless
nature of the character — the "z" sound hinted at a
buzzing, annoying insect.
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