Partily cloudy, temp around 77º degrees
But....Humidity is 93%
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Just a back country road, here.....
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Isn't this a pretty flower..
cactus bloom....
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Hey! Are you comfy....
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It looks like a cat fish, alright.....not !!
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I wonder why?
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And I was getting ready to throw it away.....
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Yes...double your fun......
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Oh, No...this are family blog.....
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Hugh is that you??
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A nice guy.....Huh?
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Thats why I don't try on at the store......
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Well, time to ride off on the "Gater".....
Cool bike....
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♥♥♥
~ You can't fool all the people all the time,
but politicians figure that once every four years is good
enough.
but politicians figure that once every four years is good
enough.
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~ It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little
misunderstanding because English isn't his native
language.
He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise.
Maria said, "Screw her."
Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could
have made the same mistake, right?
And that's how it could have happened.
To all of you "Gentlemen", this should be a stern
warning.
Do not follow the advice of your spouse blindly.
misunderstanding because English isn't his native
language.
He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise.
Maria said, "Screw her."
Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could
have made the same mistake, right?
And that's how it could have happened.
To all of you "Gentlemen", this should be a stern
warning.
Do not follow the advice of your spouse blindly.
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~ Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local
railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal
box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking:
"What would you do if you realized that two trains were
heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual
lever down there," answers Tom.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?"
challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use
the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level
and use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town
and get my Uncle Leo.
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked "Why would you
do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash."
railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal
box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking:
"What would you do if you realized that two trains were
heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual
lever down there," answers Tom.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?"
challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use
the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level
and use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town
and get my Uncle Leo.
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked "Why would you
do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash."
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~ I was out last Sunday -- I didnt see any signs, nobody
to ask, so I lit a cigarette.
This woman lost all control of her bodily functions.
Put it out, please, put it out.
I turned around -- she was three pews away!
to ask, so I lit a cigarette.
This woman lost all control of her bodily functions.
Put it out, please, put it out.
I turned around -- she was three pews away!
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~ 2011 Harlequin Romance:
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow
and guided me into a room, his room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and
spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.
"Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong,
calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing,
and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care.
His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight
shudder, and partly closed my eyes.
My pulse was pounding.
I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen,
my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his
hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted,
he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down
my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man,
I felt oddly trusting and expectant.
This is a man, I thought.
A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer.
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .
"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow
and guided me into a room, his room.
Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and
spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.
"Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong,
calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing,
and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily.
My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care.
His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight
shudder, and partly closed my eyes.
My pulse was pounding.
I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen,
my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his
hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted,
he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down
my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man,
I felt oddly trusting and expectant.
This is a man, I thought.
A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer.
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .
"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."
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~ World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps...
1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.
2:- Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone.
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are
Teaching..
1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.
2:- Sleeping on Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone.
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are
Teaching..
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~ I met a fairy today....
that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes
like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets
their heads out of their butts!"
"Your a crafty SOB," said the fairy.
that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes
like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets
their heads out of their butts!"
"Your a crafty SOB," said the fairy.
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~ Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can
actually email a roundhouse kick.
actually email a roundhouse kick.
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~ A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked
to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her
charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw
your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in
this district.
The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the
nine children are starving.
They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets
unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to
$400."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife.
"May I ask who you are?"
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his
eyes..... "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her
charitable impulses.
"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw
your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in
this district.
The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the
nine children are starving.
They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets
unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to
$400."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife.
"May I ask who you are?"
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his
eyes..... "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
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~ If you hold an empty 40oz malt liquor....
bottle to your ear, you can hear the ghetto.
bottle to your ear, you can hear the ghetto.
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~ Natural laws ...
“The Law of Volunteering”;
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him
lead.
“The Law of Avoiding Oversell”;
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave
room for the mouse.
“The Law of Self Sacrifice”;
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
“Barnes’ Law”;
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to
do it himself.
“Law of Probable Dispersal”;
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
“Law of Volunteer Labor”;
People are always available for work in the past tense.
“Gus’s Law”;
In any organization there is one person who knows what
is going on....... That person must be fired.
“Law of Cybernetic Entomology”;
There is always one more bug.
“Heller’s Law”;
The first myth of management is that it exists.
“Martin’s Law”
For every action there is an equal and opposite
government program.
“The Law of Volunteering”;
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him
lead.
“The Law of Avoiding Oversell”;
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave
room for the mouse.
“The Law of Self Sacrifice”;
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
“Barnes’ Law”;
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to
do it himself.
“Law of Probable Dispersal”;
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
“Law of Volunteer Labor”;
People are always available for work in the past tense.
“Gus’s Law”;
In any organization there is one person who knows what
is going on....... That person must be fired.
“Law of Cybernetic Entomology”;
There is always one more bug.
“Heller’s Law”;
The first myth of management is that it exists.
“Martin’s Law”
For every action there is an equal and opposite
government program.
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Todays Thought:
"Let no man pull you low enough to hate him."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Rae's Trivia.....
In 1 year, the average human heart circulates from
770,000 to 1.6 million gallons of blood through the
body.
This is enough fluid to fill 200 tank cars, each with a
capacity of 8,000 gallons.
770,000 to 1.6 million gallons of blood through the
body.
This is enough fluid to fill 200 tank cars, each with a
capacity of 8,000 gallons.
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