Rainy week coming up.....
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I see your waiting for breakfast......
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Having breakfast...what can I say??
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Okay, you don't have to get in a huff over it!!
You an't right......Bubba...
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Thats right.....
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He's got his breakfast....
I guess he's on a liquid diet...
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Will it fill you up??
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Ya, gotta be careful.....
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Words of wisdom??
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I don't believe a word your telling me....
I have eyes.....
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Time to relax....
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~~ The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,
not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted,
“Can you float alone?”
“Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a
time to talk business.”
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up,
not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted,
“Can you float alone?”
“Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a
time to talk business.”
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~~ Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that
can kick you in the back of the face.
can kick you in the back of the face.
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~~ The Great Wall of China was originally created to
keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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~~ Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
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~~ Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare
rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business
trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity
department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives
of businessmen who had used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business
trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity
department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives
of businessmen who had used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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~~ I had lunch with a chess player yesterday.
It took him Thirty minutes to pass the salt.
It took him Thirty minutes to pass the salt.
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~~ The old man had died.
A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s
preacher talked at length of the good traits of the
deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving
husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of
her children, “Go up there and take a look in the coffin
and see if that’s your pa.”
A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s
preacher talked at length of the good traits of the
deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving
husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of
her children, “Go up there and take a look in the coffin
and see if that’s your pa.”
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~~ "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55
at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me
look that old."
at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me
look that old."
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~~ An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons
and stood in front of them.
He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Again nobody answered.
The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie
father.
Georgie chop down cherry tree.
Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish."
So the Indian asked again,
"Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty
over cliff."
The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his
punishment.
When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth,
Georgie no get punish.
I tell truth, I get punished.
Why you punish, father?"
The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree
when it got chopped down!!!"
and stood in front of them.
He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Again nobody answered.
The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie
father.
Georgie chop down cherry tree.
Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish."
So the Indian asked again,
"Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty
over cliff."
The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his
punishment.
When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth,
Georgie no get punish.
I tell truth, I get punished.
Why you punish, father?"
The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree
when it got chopped down!!!"
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~~ My new hobby is Ice Sculpting...
yesterday I made a cube!
yesterday I made a cube!
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Todays thought: My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds
of people: those who do the work and those who take the
credit.
He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much
less competition. - Indira Gandhi
of people: those who do the work and those who take the
credit.
He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much
less competition. - Indira Gandhi
Rae's trivia....Toward the latter part of the fifteenth century, men’s
footwear had a square tip resembling a duck’s beak,
a fashion trend started by Charles VIII to hide the deformity
of one of his feet, which had an extra toe.
footwear had a square tip resembling a duck’s beak,
a fashion trend started by Charles VIII to hide the deformity
of one of his feet, which had an extra toe.
Note... I'm off to go to the buffet and get get that
sausage gravy and biscuits....I an't waiting any more for
you Pete.......
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