Ready for some rainy days.....
At least it's warm out.... I got 65º.
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why would I want too?
probably get it at Pete's....
He cooks most everything....
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I ain't coming over the mountain for no
Blue waffle.....Pete!
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I don't blame it.....after looking at a blue waffle...
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Ah-Ha, guess who ate the Waffle?
The one who stinks.......
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Couple cuties......
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This one is above my head???
I have no idea....
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I think you aimed a little too high.....
Get ready for some hurt.....
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Banana pudding??
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That's right...no waffles and banana pudding for you...
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Hey, Eno...want a Waffle??
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Well, it's time to go and sit in the grass.................
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♥♥♥
~~ Remember, There is a fine line between cuddling
And holding someone down so they can't get away.....
And holding someone down so they can't get away.....
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~~ They had lived together in the backwoods for over
fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a
large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a
small room.
No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just
because we don't travel much, and we've never been to
the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel.
I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room;
this is the elevator!"
fifty years.
To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a
large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a
small room.
No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam!", replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just
because we don't travel much, and we've never been to
the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel.
I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room;
this is the elevator!"
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~~ Why British Army Officers wears Red....
A long time ago, when Britain and France were at war.
During a battle, the French captured an English major and
took him to their headquarters.
The French general began to question him.
He asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red
coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier
targets?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general
that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that
if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they
are leading won't panic.
And to this day that is why all French Army officers wear
brown pants.
A long time ago, when Britain and France were at war.
During a battle, the French captured an English major and
took him to their headquarters.
The French general began to question him.
He asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red
coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier
targets?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general
that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that
if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they
are leading won't panic.
And to this day that is why all French Army officers wear
brown pants.
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~~ While creating husbands, God promised women that
good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of
the world.
And then he made the earth round.
good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of
the world.
And then he made the earth round.
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~~ Midget Housing Subsidies....
Recently, our town received a grant to build housing for
midgets.
According to our demographics, they figured that we
should have six midgets living here.
They sent enough money so that we could finance the
building of homes and let the "little people" pay less
than the going rate for rent.
Since we have only one "little person" living here it turns
out that he won't have to pay anything for the only house
we built, the subsidy covers everything.
We call it a Stay Free Mini Pad.
Recently, our town received a grant to build housing for
midgets.
According to our demographics, they figured that we
should have six midgets living here.
They sent enough money so that we could finance the
building of homes and let the "little people" pay less
than the going rate for rent.
Since we have only one "little person" living here it turns
out that he won't have to pay anything for the only house
we built, the subsidy covers everything.
We call it a Stay Free Mini Pad.
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~~ Roger was fed up with his wife, so he packed up his
stuff and moved into the garage.
Although the couple seldom spoke, he continued to mow
the lawn, take out the garbage and fix the car, while she
cooked the meals and did the laundry.
Months later, Roger met his friend Don for drinks.
"Things don't seem to be working out any better,"
Don remarked...... "Why don't you move out?"
"Well, if you really want to know the truth,"
Roger explained, "She makes such a darn good neighbor."
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~~ "Your grandmother and I are going out to dinner,"
I said to my teenage daughter, Alicia.
"Do you want to join us?"
"No way," she answered grumpily.
"I'm going to stay home and study."
That evening my mother asked if Alicia was feeling well.
"She's okay," I said, "just a little cranky"
"Intelligent children can be very temperamental,"
my mother sighed.
"I certainly didn't have that problem with you."
I said to my teenage daughter, Alicia.
"Do you want to join us?"
"No way," she answered grumpily.
"I'm going to stay home and study."
That evening my mother asked if Alicia was feeling well.
"She's okay," I said, "just a little cranky"
"Intelligent children can be very temperamental,"
my mother sighed.
"I certainly didn't have that problem with you."
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~~ After only six months of marriage, the unhappy wife
made an appointment with a divorce lawyer.
"We met through a computer dating service," she said
between sobs, "For the life of me, I'll never understand
what that machine saw in him!"
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~~ Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were
found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie
theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie
theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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~~ A mother was excited to have her son back in town
on his birthday.
She wanted to make him a special dinner but he said that
he already had plans.
She thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay,
then come around before dinner and I'll make you
something to eat."
on his birthday.
She wanted to make him a special dinner but he said that
he already had plans.
She thought about it for a moment and said, "Okay,
then come around before dinner and I'll make you
something to eat."
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~~ One advantage of being rich is that all your faults
are called eccentricities.
are called eccentricities.
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Todays Thought: You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.-Mahatma Gandhi
Rae's Trivia......
Teddy Roosevelt was the police commissioner of New York
City in 1895 when he formed the "Bicycle Squad."
Members of the squad chased down speeders who
exceeded the speed limit of 8 miles per hour.
City in 1895 when he formed the "Bicycle Squad."
Members of the squad chased down speeders who
exceeded the speed limit of 8 miles per hour.
And because blogger was down yesterday...
The first graves in Arlington National Cemetery were dug
by James Parks, a former Arlington Estate slave.
Buried in Section 15, James Parks is the only person
buried in Arlington National Cemetery who was also born
on the property.
by James Parks, a former Arlington Estate slave.
Buried in Section 15, James Parks is the only person
buried in Arlington National Cemetery who was also born
on the property.
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