Good Morning, or I should say "Good Afternoon"....
Tried to post at 3:30...but the Blogger was down....
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~~ I went to a job fair where the theme was....
"Dress for the job you want",
but I was the only one there wearing a cape.
"Dress for the job you want",
but I was the only one there wearing a cape.
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~~ Tom Arnald just got voted in as the President of the
Oprah Winfrey fan club.
now it can truely be said that he is the Fan-Tom of the
Oprah......Groan....
Oprah Winfrey fan club.
now it can truely be said that he is the Fan-Tom of the
Oprah......Groan....
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~~ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that most people die of natural causes.
that most people die of natural causes.
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~~ Word of today: ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT:
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally
walked through a spider web.
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally
walked through a spider web.
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~~ If it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!
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~~ Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with
your lips.
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~~ A devastated-looking man knocks on the door of a
woman known for her charity.
"Please, ma'am," he says when she opens up,
"can you help this poor, tragic family down the block?
The father just lost his job, and his wife is too ill to work.
They're about to be turned out into the cold streets unless
someone can pay their rent."
"That's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life!"
says the woman.
"May I ask who you are?"
"Their landlord."
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~~ It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
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~~ Recently we were behind a car with three
bumper stickers:
"Don't be fooled by genetically engineered food --
demand labels and safety testing for food";
"Eat for the health of it"; and "Support organic farmers.
" The car was in front of her at a McDonald's drive-through.
bumper stickers:
"Don't be fooled by genetically engineered food --
demand labels and safety testing for food";
"Eat for the health of it"; and "Support organic farmers.
" The car was in front of her at a McDonald's drive-through.
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~~ On a scorching summer day, my dad and
brother-in-law were roofing a new barn.
After working all day, they were eager to get out of the
heat come suppertime.
Later, Dad was outside enjoying the shade when Barry
walked past and climbed the ladder to the roof.
Dad immediately followed, and both men worked until
dusk.
Inside later, Dad confessed to Barry that he hadn't
intended to work after supper in that terrible heat,
but he wasn't going to let Barry do it alone.
“I wish you'd said something,” Barry sighed.
“I was only climbing up to get my hat.”
brother-in-law were roofing a new barn.
After working all day, they were eager to get out of the
heat come suppertime.
Later, Dad was outside enjoying the shade when Barry
walked past and climbed the ladder to the roof.
Dad immediately followed, and both men worked until
dusk.
Inside later, Dad confessed to Barry that he hadn't
intended to work after supper in that terrible heat,
but he wasn't going to let Barry do it alone.
“I wish you'd said something,” Barry sighed.
“I was only climbing up to get my hat.”
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~~ Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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~~ A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him and asked; “could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful
screams?”
The surprised patient said; “why doctor, it wasn’t all that
bad this time!”
The dentist said; “there are so many people in the
waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four
o’clock train.”
came to him and asked; “could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful
screams?”
The surprised patient said; “why doctor, it wasn’t all that
bad this time!”
The dentist said; “there are so many people in the
waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four
o’clock train.”
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~~ On a winter day, Teresa pushed three-year-old
Samantha in the grocery cart through the produce section
and handed each item to her helpful daughter.
"Mommy," said Samantha, "I want snowman noses.
"Teresa was baffled by her daughter's request until she
saw where the little girl was pointing,.... to the carrots.
Samantha in the grocery cart through the produce section
and handed each item to her helpful daughter.
"Mommy," said Samantha, "I want snowman noses.
"Teresa was baffled by her daughter's request until she
saw where the little girl was pointing,.... to the carrots.
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Thought for today: If you're going through hell, keep going.-Winston Churchill
Rae's trivia......Charles Lindbergh was not the first man to cross the
Atlantic in an aircraft; he was the 67th.
The first 66 made the crossing in dirigibles and
twin-engine mail planes.
Lindbergh was the first to make the dangerous flight by
himself.
Atlantic in an aircraft; he was the 67th.
The first 66 made the crossing in dirigibles and
twin-engine mail planes.
Lindbergh was the first to make the dangerous flight by
himself.
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