Down Hummingbird Lane

Another grear day, before the rain starts....
Any way.....good Morning, everyone...
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Another Sunrise...

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Still looks good for a 23 year old truck...

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No... just put it in the trash....

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I said, smell the flower, not inhale it....

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Play it again "Sam".......

Oh, my....what can I say??

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She knows her milk.....

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Stop playing with your food.....

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Well..that's nice...

glad I add to your education....

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Pete....these should be comfy??

want a pair??

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Get the ear plugs out......

after 13 years....their back.....

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~~  if Youtube, Twitter and Facebook merge
it could be called YouTwitFace and be the biggest waste
of time in history.

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~~  During a home renovation, my grandfather was
watching me drive in nails.
"You hammer like lightning," he said to me.
"Really?" I replied, flattered.
"You never strike the same place twice."

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~~  As I quizzed my driver's-education students about
road signs, the one for Slow Moving Vehicle stumped
them.
 So I offered them a hint by lifting the sign above my head
 and slowly parading up and down the room.
One student thought he had it: 
"Wide load!" he called out.

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~~  My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house
she was listing. 
The house had a second-floor suite that could be
accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.
Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it
sound even more attractive:
"Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."

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~~  Pete said: I don't get these people who, instead of
buying a four or an eight-pack of toilet paper,
buy the single, individual roll.
Are they trying to quit?

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~~  A band director was standing outside on a metal
ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out.
Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning, but the music was
awful - it seems he just wasn't a very good conductor.

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~~  My two sons, Jake and Austin, are a handful.
So I wasn't  surprised that Dad looked frazzled after we
took them to a football game.
"It will be a cold day in ?"/*& before we come to another
game," he muttered

"Did you hear that?" Jake shouted to Austin.
"Grandpa's going to take us to a game in December!".

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~~  "Sorry your card won't arrive in time for your birthday,
" my blond brother said to me.
"I bought a belated birthday card, so I had to wait a few
days before mailing it to you."

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~~  Three guys are talking about what constitutes fame. 
The first guy defines it as being invited to the White House
for a chat with the president.
"Nah" says the second guy. "Real fame would be if the
red phone rang when you were there, and the president
wouldn't take the call."
"You're both wrong," says the third. 
"Fame is when you're in the Oval Office and the red
phones rings, the president answers it, listens for a
second, and then says, 'It's for you."

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~~  What is the only time a man thinks about a
candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.

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~~  A man was wandering around in a field, thinking
about how good his wife had been to him and how
fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this.
Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or
anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son."

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Todays Thought:  "Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein

Rae's Trivia.... Camels have 3 eyelids to protect themselves from
blowing sand, and a camel can shut its nostrils during a
desert sandstorm.

or did you know...

The fingernails grow faster on the hand you favor.
If you are right-handed, your right fingernails will grow
faster, and vice versa.
The middle fingernail grows faster than any other nail.