# 1285

Good Morning....friends... Just some showers today..

but plenty storms this week....

I hope the weather man is wrong....

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What you don't like acorns??

You smell like tuna.....

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You like...Huh?

That's a big smile.....

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I don't blame ya....

not funny....

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I kind figured that out....

I didn't hear any laffs....

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You ready to put it to rest??

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Last meal.....??

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Who's fault is that??

Stay up running around all night......

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The little dog must be boss??

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I don't blame ya....Eno!!

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Gots my stuff packed up, and ready.....

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Time to go......see you later...

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♥♥♥

~~  Abraham Lincoln was walking into Springfield one

day when he was overtaken by a stranger driving a wagon
in the same direction.
Lincoln hailed him and asked, "Will you have the
goodness to take my overcoat to town for me?"
"With pleasure," the stranger said, "but how will you
get it again?"
"Oh, very easily," Lincoln replied.
"I intend to remain in it."

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~~  "Two hundred miles off the coast of New Orleans

the largest oil reserve is believed to have been discovered.
It could increase our reserves by 50 percent and be worth
over $15 billion.
This reserve could cut the price of gas by a penny!" --Jay Leno

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"Stocks plunged again Friday, suffering their worst day

since 2005 and third-straight triple-digit loss for the Dow
Jones Industrial average.
On the bright side, your Social Security money isn't in
there yet." --Amy Poehler

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"Good news for out-of-towners.

Crime in New York City is at an all time low.
The bad news is that it's our leading industry." --Dave Letterman

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~~  QUESTION: What is the difference between a well

dressed man and a dog?
ANSWER: The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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~~  The prisoner asked the Governor for a stay of

execution.
The Governor replied, "Await my answer by taking a seat.
It will be cabled to you shortly".

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~~  Ron, who speaks more than one language,

was musing to his coworkers on how similar languages
can be to one another.
"No way!" one of his co-workers blurted out,
"Dutch is far different than English!
There is NOTHING the same!"
"All right then," came the reply, "How do you say
'Have a good day' in Dutch?"
Sheepishly, the man answered, "Av uh goot dah."

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~~  Some sayings.......

*"Make friends before you need them." ~ Unknown
*A merry heart is good medicine with no bad side effects.
*"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match
and boys had cooties!" - Unknown

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~~  Even as a kid, Samuel L. Jackson took acting very

seriously--- maybe a bit too seriously.
"When we used to play war, I was always hooked up,"
Jackson later recalled.
"One time I took ketchup and bloodied up some Kotex
pads [thinking they were bandages] and wrapped them
around my head, and all the old ladies in the
neighborhood were chasing me around, yelling
'Get that off! Get that off!'..."

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~~  For making a man repent his sins,

there is nothing quite as convincing as catching him.

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~~  Recently I was unable to open one of the back doors

of my car from the inside.
It was annoying, but not a huge inconvenience.
Then, standing in the driveway one day, my son's
six-year-old friend asked me, "Are you still having
trouble with your door?"
When I said yes, he reached over, opened the door and
flicked the childproof safety switch.
Next time I buy a car, I'm reading the manual.

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Todays Thought:  Live as if you were to die tomorrow.

Earn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Rae's trivia....The first Jewish member of the British House of Commons

was Lionel Nathan Rothschild, of the prominent family of
European bankers.
He did not assume his seat for eleven years, until
Parliament finally let him take the oath in a manner
acceptable to his Jewish faith.