We're having some nice warm weather...
Showers tonight....
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Got the pool open yet, Pete??
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Oh, No...everyone shhhh!
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I don't care about your Pokemans.....
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You guys are making too much noise.....
Your buddy is trying to save the world....
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????
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Oh, No....not that!!
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Day care center..??
That's cool....
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Another vote down.....
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What can I say??
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Wap!
That's gonna leave a mark.....
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Oh, Noooooo
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~~ Congress has just announced:
Sunday has been selected as "be nice to a zombie" day.
Sunday has been selected as "be nice to a zombie" day.
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~~ A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor
operation.
She is laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and
brought to the hospital corridor.
Before they enter the room, she leaves the young girl
behind the operating theatre door and goes in to see if
everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches,
takes the sheet away, and starts examining her naked
body.
He walks away and talks to another man wearing a white
coat.
The second man comes over and performs the same
examinations.
When a third man starts examining her body so closely,
the lady grows impatient and says, "All these
examinations are fine and appreciated,
but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugs his shoulders and says,
"I have no idea.
We're just painting the corridor."
operation.
She is laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and
brought to the hospital corridor.
Before they enter the room, she leaves the young girl
behind the operating theatre door and goes in to see if
everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches,
takes the sheet away, and starts examining her naked
body.
He walks away and talks to another man wearing a white
coat.
The second man comes over and performs the same
examinations.
When a third man starts examining her body so closely,
the lady grows impatient and says, "All these
examinations are fine and appreciated,
but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugs his shoulders and says,
"I have no idea.
We're just painting the corridor."
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~~ Osama was buried at sea, so I guess instead of 72
virgins he gets 72 sturgeons.
virgins he gets 72 sturgeons.
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~~ Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk,
but McDonalds continue serving the fat eaters?
It's hardly fair.
but McDonalds continue serving the fat eaters?
It's hardly fair.
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~~ I've just split up with the missus, she accused me of
talking about nothing other than football, I'm gutted!
I was with her for six seasons.
talking about nothing other than football, I'm gutted!
I was with her for six seasons.
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~~ I gave my friend all of my viagra pills to look after
and he lost them,... I have no hard feelings though.
and he lost them,... I have no hard feelings though.
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~~ In a physics course, which involved light, electricity
and magnetism, the students were required to read the
week's experiment before coming to class...
At one lab session the student assistant wanted to see
how many of his pupils had actually done so.
"What are the two types of light?" he asked.
The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and
said, "Uhhh, actually there are three:
Bud, Coors and Miller!"
and magnetism, the students were required to read the
week's experiment before coming to class...
At one lab session the student assistant wanted to see
how many of his pupils had actually done so.
"What are the two types of light?" he asked.
The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and
said, "Uhhh, actually there are three:
Bud, Coors and Miller!"
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~~ What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!!
A private tutor!!
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~~ Ohio, known as the 17th state, technically did not
become a state until August 7, 1953.
Due to an oversight, Congress never voted on the
resolution to admit Ohio to the Union until that date.
become a state until August 7, 1953.
Due to an oversight, Congress never voted on the
resolution to admit Ohio to the Union until that date.
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~~ My wife and I were sitting right behind the driver on
a rickety old bus in Mexico when we drove into a heavy
rainstorm.
I became soaked from water leaking through the rusty
roof and started to complain to my wife.
She grinned and said, "Look behind you."
I turned around. Almost everyone on the bus was dry
and comfortable--holding open umbrellas!
a rickety old bus in Mexico when we drove into a heavy
rainstorm.
I became soaked from water leaking through the rusty
roof and started to complain to my wife.
She grinned and said, "Look behind you."
I turned around. Almost everyone on the bus was dry
and comfortable--holding open umbrellas!
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~~ Harrison Ford was not entirely thrilled with the
prospect of turning 60 in 2002.
While helping girlfriend Calista Flockhart with her new
baby one day, Ford visited a supermarket and asked for
disposable diapers... The teenager behind the counter
dutifully directed Ford to aisle six...
where he was dismayed to find nothing but Depends!
prospect of turning 60 in 2002.
While helping girlfriend Calista Flockhart with her new
baby one day, Ford visited a supermarket and asked for
disposable diapers... The teenager behind the counter
dutifully directed Ford to aisle six...
where he was dismayed to find nothing but Depends!
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~~ It's nice to have money and the things money can
buy.
However, it's good, too, to check up once in a while and
make sure that you haven't lost the things that money
cannot buy.
buy.
However, it's good, too, to check up once in a while and
make sure that you haven't lost the things that money
cannot buy.
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Todays Thought: On life's journey it matters not where you started,
nor where you finished, only what you did on the way.
nor where you finished, only what you did on the way.
Rae's trivia.....Natural blonds have more hairs on their heads than
redheads or any shade of brunette.
A blond has about 120,000 strands of hair, while a
redhead has about 30 percent fewer strands
about 80,000.
Brunettes are somewhere in between the two.
redheads or any shade of brunette.
A blond has about 120,000 strands of hair, while a
redhead has about 30 percent fewer strands
about 80,000.
Brunettes are somewhere in between the two.
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