but rain on the way.....
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Getting ready for a Barbie?
Not for breakfast......
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Hugz is the bestest!!
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You can always count on Mom....
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You guys an't right.......
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Their after me with a stick.....
You just can't trust them cats.....
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Yes, yes.... and you'll pay.....
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I know what you mean....
been there, done that dance......
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Do you see any money in my future??
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Not a good player...
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He took him out.....
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No, really......
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Great job.... now hang in there......
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~~ After years of battling the bulge, my sister finally lost
weight. In fact, she shed so many pounds that her suits began to
sag, leading one co-worker to suggest she alter her
clothes to fit her new figure.
"Not yet," my sister said. "Let me enjoy the sag a little
while first."
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~~ A job applicant was asked, "What would you
consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely
be my issues with reality—telling what’s real from what’s
not."
"Okay," said the interviewer.
"And what are your strengths?"
"I’m Batman."
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~~ Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for President.
Thats right........ He was born in Hawaii too.
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~~ The waitress at the diner came over and asked
Pete, "How did you find your steak?" "Easy," snarled Pete.......
"I shoved a spoonful of potatoes to the side and there
it was!"
☼
~~ Did you hear that in New York the Stop and Shop
grocery chain merged with the A&P? Now it's called the Stop&P.
☼
~~ It's no problem buying a house these days.
All you need is a lawyer, a real estate agent, and an oil well.
☼
~~ "A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths"
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~~ My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable
eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked like a familiar face at the next table.
Screwing up my courage, I asked, "Excuse me.
Aren't you Marlin Fitzwater, the former White House
press secretary?"
"Yes, I am," he acknowledged, and graciously interrupted
his lunch to talk to us.
As we were leaving the restaurant, I remarked to the
hostess, "Do you know you have Marlin Fitzwater on the
terrace?"
"I'm not sure about that," she replied, "but we have
Perrier and Evian at the bar."
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~~ While I was serving as a juror, I chanced to share the
elevator one morning with a visiting judge. He asked me where the jurors parked, and I informed him
that we had our own lot several blocks away.
Then it occurred to me that he might be having a problem
finding a place for his car, so I continued,
"but Your Honour, they have a special place reserved
for judges down below."
" Yes," he said dryly, "I'm sure they do."
☼
~~ Some guy will make a million dollars if he can invent
a pop top beer can that his wife can't hear open.
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~~ The detective was leafing through the suspect's
folder. "Hmmm, quite a record" he said.......
"Shoplifting, disorderly conduct, disturbing the peace,
curfew violations, graffiti, graffiti, graffiti...
"Yeah, I know." said the felon.
"It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."
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~~ One of the most difficult undertakings on this earth
is to convince some that even a bargain takes money.
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Todays Thought; It's not the years in your life but the life in your years
that counts. -
Raes Trivia....The gastric juices of a snake can digest bones and
teeth but not fur or hair.
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1 comment:
Awwwww some cute pics
Didn't know that about snakes... strange
Rae x
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