shower this evening and tomorrow..... have a great day.....
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Ha-ha....great picture....
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Looks more like Nap time, to me.....
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I don't know.... are you??
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That is serious....!!
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I don't know.....
Fat Ops....?
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Does fell good ....don't it....
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your a nut!!
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What can I say?
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Times must be tight.....
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Okay, Okay I'm a nut......
I'll leave now.....
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~~ When I went to get my driver's license renewed,
our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man
ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to
the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up
looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely.
"It's okay," he reassured the man,
"That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you
over anyway."
our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed.
The line inched along for almost an hour until the man
ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to
the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up
looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely.
"It's okay," he reassured the man,
"That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you
over anyway."
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~~ A minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled
and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation,
he responded this way.
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk."
"The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot."
"The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's
dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!"
and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation,
he responded this way.
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk."
"The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot."
"The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's
dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!"
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~~ Bin Laden's last words;
" Hey you're Chuck Nor_____"
~~ Bin Laden's last words;
" Hey you're Chuck Nor_____"
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~~ Tour guides get bored spewing the same facts
everyday.
So these Philadelphia guides rewrote history.
*"Trees were planted along streets so illiterate people
would know the names of the streets.
So Pine Street was lined with pines, etc."
everyday.
So these Philadelphia guides rewrote history.
*"Trees were planted along streets so illiterate people
would know the names of the streets.
So Pine Street was lined with pines, etc."
*"The reason the kitchens were in the basement is
because the long, flowing dresses of women would catch
fire and they could run directly into the streets,
instead of through the house, spreading fire."
*"The Lincoln statue in Fairmont Park shows him signing
the Declaration of Independence."
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~~ As church secretary, I prepare the bulleting for each
week's services.
One Sunday morning, I heard snickering from the pews.
Quickly grabbing the bulletin, I found the cause.
The sermon title for that day was: "What Makes God Sick:
Pastor Joe Smith."
week's services.
One Sunday morning, I heard snickering from the pews.
Quickly grabbing the bulletin, I found the cause.
The sermon title for that day was: "What Makes God Sick:
Pastor Joe Smith."
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~~ I overheard two EMT volunteers talking about the
time they went to the aid of an elderly man.
As one took down his information, the other opened his
shirt to attach EKG cables.
"Any history of heart trouble?" asked the first volunteer.
"None," said the patient.
Looking at the telltale scars of bypass surgery,
the second volunteer wasn't so sure.
"In that case," he said, "do you remember when the lion
attacked you?"
time they went to the aid of an elderly man.
As one took down his information, the other opened his
shirt to attach EKG cables.
"Any history of heart trouble?" asked the first volunteer.
"None," said the patient.
Looking at the telltale scars of bypass surgery,
the second volunteer wasn't so sure.
"In that case," he said, "do you remember when the lion
attacked you?"
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~~ "How do you spell toad?" one of my first-grade
students asked.
"We just read a story about a toad," I said, then helped
him spell it out: "T-O-A-D."
Satisfied, he finished writing the story he'd begun,
then read it aloud: "I toad my mama I wanted a dog for
my birthday."
students asked.
"We just read a story about a toad," I said, then helped
him spell it out: "T-O-A-D."
Satisfied, he finished writing the story he'd begun,
then read it aloud: "I toad my mama I wanted a dog for
my birthday."
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Todays Thought: "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used
by mankind." - Rudyard Kipling
by mankind." - Rudyard Kipling
Rae's trivia....The orchid releases a chemical that makes bees drunk.
When the bee becomes disoriented, it dumps its load of
pollen into the flower, thus pollinating the flower.
When the bee becomes disoriented, it dumps its load of
pollen into the flower, thus pollinating the flower.
and
The first gold brought back by Christopher Columbus
from the Americas was used to gild the ceiling of the
Church of Santa Maria Maggiore in Rome.
The ceiling and the gold are still there today.
from the Americas was used to gild the ceiling of the
Church of Santa Maria Maggiore in Rome.
The ceiling and the gold are still there today.
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1 comment:
I've visited the church and it's manificent
Some cute pics again :-)
Rae x
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