Everybody ready for a good weekend....
Don't forget Mom's day Sunday.....
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Was a good place to hide....Huh?
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All hail the Emperor....
Yeah,..right!
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This guy finds that funny.....
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This one sez he should be Emperor...
Or even King.....
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O.K.... your just waiting for breakfast......
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What about me??
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I'm holding my breath.....
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I'm a knight....
A lean, fighting machine.....
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I thought I smell something....
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I think you guys are bad......
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Well, I gotta sale to go to.....
"Bobbie' loves sales, maybe she will be there....
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~~ For several years, my job was to answer all viewer
phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television
soap operas our company produced.
One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an
actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows.
I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and
couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied
indignantly,
"Well no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"
phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television
soap operas our company produced.
One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an
actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows.
I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and
couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied
indignantly,
"Well no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"
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~~ A female attorney in a law office found a typewriter
on her desk with this note: "We are short of secretarial
help and need your assistance."
Recognizing that this was yet another prank by her male
colleagues, she quickly typed a response that forever
squelched the jokes: "I wold lov to hep out eny wey I kan."
on her desk with this note: "We are short of secretarial
help and need your assistance."
Recognizing that this was yet another prank by her male
colleagues, she quickly typed a response that forever
squelched the jokes: "I wold lov to hep out eny wey I kan."
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~~ Bin Laden's Abbottabad estate renamed!
Abodybag.
Abodybag.
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~~ Macys is having the Bin Laden sale today!!
Prices were through the roof but after some soul searching
they are sinking rapidly & not likley to come back up!
Prices were through the roof but after some soul searching
they are sinking rapidly & not likley to come back up!
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~~ An early morning storm produced a strong tornado,
which damaged most of the roof of a funeral home.
Everyone there was scared stiff!
which damaged most of the roof of a funeral home.
Everyone there was scared stiff!
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~~ My office collects care packages of snack food and
reading materials to be sent to the Army Reserve
stationed in the Middle East.
Among the suggestions for gifts was rat poison,
apparently to deal with a persistent problem in their
housing units.
"That's a first," I said to my co-workers.
"Now we're sending packages to Afghanistan containing
weapons of mouse destruction."
reading materials to be sent to the Army Reserve
stationed in the Middle East.
Among the suggestions for gifts was rat poison,
apparently to deal with a persistent problem in their
housing units.
"That's a first," I said to my co-workers.
"Now we're sending packages to Afghanistan containing
weapons of mouse destruction."
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~~ I’m coming out with a condensed phone book.
It has only one number in it: 411.
It has only one number in it: 411.
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~~ I heard this story in the late seventies.
Just prior to a manned launch an insect was heard in the
superstructure of the rocket.
The risk analysis and decision had to be made to launch
or to delay the launch and purge the insect.
The risk was negligible so the rocket was launched.
The insect was dubbed the Gemini Cricket.
Just prior to a manned launch an insect was heard in the
superstructure of the rocket.
The risk analysis and decision had to be made to launch
or to delay the launch and purge the insect.
The risk was negligible so the rocket was launched.
The insect was dubbed the Gemini Cricket.
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~~ On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws,
we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our
kids.
We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of
the hotel's policy.
My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming
everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had,
asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the
pool.
After a pause the clerk asked,
"Does she have her own towel?"
we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our
kids.
We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of
the hotel's policy.
My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming
everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had,
asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the
pool.
After a pause the clerk asked,
"Does she have her own towel?"
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~~ Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa:
"Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water.
Do not drink!"
"Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water.
Do not drink!"
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~~ Gus and Pete in adjourning beds in a hospital covered
from head to toe in bandages.
from head to toe in bandages.
Gus says to Pete,
"when we turned onto the interstate and I asked you was
anything coming you said...nothing but a dog"
Pete answers "yep, like greyhound".
"when we turned onto the interstate and I asked you was
anything coming you said...nothing but a dog"
Pete answers "yep, like greyhound".
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Todays thought: Any fool can paint a picture,
but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.
but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.
Rae's trivia... The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
And.....
When does a peacock get its feathers?
A male peacock becomes fully feathered when he is three
years old, but can mate earlier.
A male peacock becomes fully feathered when he is three
years old, but can mate earlier.
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