In the 60+ today then in the 70's the rest of week...
Rain Sunday, (Mothers Day)
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Ready for breakfast...yet, Pete??
Oh...you don't want?
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You can't eat all that!
You just want the bacon.....
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Naw, You got some couple days....yet.
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Gotta have a bath, before you can eat.........
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I don't know about that.....
If it's not donuts it's muffins....
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You don't want a donut?
How about a Muffin??
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Too early, and too chilly for that......
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This is more like it!!
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Catzillia!!
We's in a heap of trouble.....
Ha-ha.....
Now pik-um up.....
Must be nice....
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Oh-Oh.... I'm leaving on this one.....
Before I get in trouble....
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~~ Late night re: Bin Laden....
"How about those Navy Seals.
We're getting our money's worth there.
They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with
12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning
shot into his head." –David Letterman
"How about those Navy Seals.
We're getting our money's worth there.
They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with
12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning
shot into his head." –David Letterman
"Apparently, members of al-Qaida are online slamming
the U.S.
I don't understand why they're so upset.
Everyone in al-Qaida just got a promotion." –Craig Ferguson
"What?! Not only did we kill Bin Laden,
we killed him in Abottabad!
Abottabad sounds like name most New Yorkers would
have invented for the fictional place they would have
loved to kill Bin Laden." –Jon Stewart
"Osama bin Laden was killed by Navy Seals yesterday.
They did DNA testing to make sure it was Bin Laden.
Or as I call it, best episode of Maury Povich EVER." –Jimmy Fallon
"Osama bin Laden is dead, which means the No. 1 threat
to America is now the KFC Double Down." –Conan O'Brien
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~~ Scientists say they have located the gene that
causes obesity.
Yeah......
His name is Gene Millman and he invented Krispy Kreme
doughnuts...
~~ Scientists say they have located the gene that
causes obesity.
Yeah......
His name is Gene Millman and he invented Krispy Kreme
doughnuts...
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~~ The police came to my front door last night holding a
picture of my wife, then asked "is this your wife sir?".
Shocked I answered" yes"
They said "I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus".
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality and she’s
good with the dog..............
picture of my wife, then asked "is this your wife sir?".
Shocked I answered" yes"
They said "I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus".
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality and she’s
good with the dog..............
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~~ The ocean was once fresh water
but Chuck Norris likes his shrimp salty.
but Chuck Norris likes his shrimp salty.
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~~ Mr. Martin always scheduled the weekly staff meeting
for four thirty on Friday afternoons.
When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask
why, he explained. “I will tell you why …
I’ve leaned that’s the only time of the week when none of
you seem to want to argue with me.”
for four thirty on Friday afternoons.
When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask
why, he explained. “I will tell you why …
I’ve leaned that’s the only time of the week when none of
you seem to want to argue with me.”
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~~ A guy walks into a bar and demands to know
"Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says
"I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks
"Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
"Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says
"I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks
"Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
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~~ George carlin once said; if there are two people on
an elevator and one of them farts, everybody knows who
did it.
an elevator and one of them farts, everybody knows who
did it.
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~~ Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden,
and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on
this planet with me?
It's kind of lonely here?"
So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, "
"'What is this ‘woman’?" asked Adam.
"A woman is somebody who will provide companionship
and take care of all your needs," explained God.
"Oh holy master, what is the price for this women"
asked Adam.
"The price for her is your left arm and your right eye,"
said God.
Then Adam replied, "Ehh... what can I get for a rib?"
and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on
this planet with me?
It's kind of lonely here?"
So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, "
"'What is this ‘woman’?" asked Adam.
"A woman is somebody who will provide companionship
and take care of all your needs," explained God.
"Oh holy master, what is the price for this women"
asked Adam.
"The price for her is your left arm and your right eye,"
said God.
Then Adam replied, "Ehh... what can I get for a rib?"
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~~ The air raid had just started and the air-raid warden
was trying to get everyone into the shelter.
One old woman refused to go, saying,
"I'm not going anywhere until I find my teeth."
The air-raid warden said, "What do you think they're
dropping, love, sandwiches?"
was trying to get everyone into the shelter.
One old woman refused to go, saying,
"I'm not going anywhere until I find my teeth."
The air-raid warden said, "What do you think they're
dropping, love, sandwiches?"
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~~ A woman wants to be pretty rather than intelligent,
because men generally see better than they think.
because men generally see better than they think.
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~~ On my birthday I got a really funny card from a friend.
It joked about how our bodies might be getting older,
but our minds were still "tarp as shacks."
I wanted to thank the friend who sent the card,
but I couldn't...... She forgot to sign it.
It joked about how our bodies might be getting older,
but our minds were still "tarp as shacks."
I wanted to thank the friend who sent the card,
but I couldn't...... She forgot to sign it.
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~~ "The two most abundant things in the universe
are Hydrogen and stupidity."
are Hydrogen and stupidity."
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~~ "Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy.
I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made
fifty-two trips to my room."
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~~ An IBM exhibit in New York City portrayed the
advancement in technology of statistical and calculating
machines from the abacus to the computer.
After completing the tour, I stopped at the reception desk
to ask a question.
There, a distinguished elderly gentleman was keeping
track of the number of visitors in the old tried-and-true
method of drawing IIII IIII on a sheet of paper.
advancement in technology of statistical and calculating
machines from the abacus to the computer.
After completing the tour, I stopped at the reception desk
to ask a question.
There, a distinguished elderly gentleman was keeping
track of the number of visitors in the old tried-and-true
method of drawing IIII IIII on a sheet of paper.
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Todays Thought; It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.-Mark Twain...
it's the size of the fight in the dog.-Mark Twain...
Rae's trivia... Entertainers who were boxers in the early days of their
careers include Roy Clark, Bo Diddley, Bob Hope,
John Huston, Martin Lawrence, Ryan O’Neal, and
Rod Serling.
careers include Roy Clark, Bo Diddley, Bob Hope,
John Huston, Martin Lawrence, Ryan O’Neal, and
Rod Serling.
~also~
Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf
balls.
balls.
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