Gonna be a nice day... I don't know what happened
to the rain they called for??
oh, Well enjoy the sunny day.....
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Breakfast in bed??
Wow......
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But....you gotta watch out for the Honey loving bear...
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Mom, resting......
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What, your a Super Cat??
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Not long...not long..
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Yes, it is....I think!
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Get off my puter!!
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Tired are you??
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Why, thank you...
I always look good.....
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Okay, Okay I'll leave on that last one....
before Pete rags on me.....
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♥♥♥
~~ Gus was having an annual physical.
As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope,
he began muttering, "Oh oh !"
Gus asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur.
Do you smoke?"
"No", replied Gus.
"Do you drink in excess?
"No." replied Gus.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur,
you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, Gus said, "Which half...the
LOOKING or the THINKING?"
As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope,
he began muttering, "Oh oh !"
Gus asked the doctor what the problem was.
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur.
Do you smoke?"
"No", replied Gus.
"Do you drink in excess?
"No." replied Gus.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur,
you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, Gus said, "Which half...the
LOOKING or the THINKING?"
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~~ Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand
daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?"
"Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged.
"But there were a lot of things we needed worse."
daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?"
"Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged.
"But there were a lot of things we needed worse."
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~~ Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of
Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
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~~ A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for medical
care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model,
it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to
date with new models coming every month."
several times more per hour then we get paid for medical
care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model,
it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to
date with new models coming every month."
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~~ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and
coming home with only a loaf of bread are three billion to
one.
coming home with only a loaf of bread are three billion to
one.
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~~ The young boy protested vigorously when his mother
asked him to take his little sister along fishing.
“The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a
single fish.”
“I’ll talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time
she won’t make any noise.”
“It wasn’t the noise, Mom,” the boy replied......
“She ate all my bait.”
asked him to take his little sister along fishing.
“The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a
single fish.”
“I’ll talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time
she won’t make any noise.”
“It wasn’t the noise, Mom,” the boy replied......
“She ate all my bait.”
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~~ The Catholic parish was having its penitential rite in
preparation for Christmas.
The circus was in town and the tumbler decided to go to
the service and make his confession.
The priest he confessed to was sitting next to the
communion railing.
The tumbler confessed his sins and then told the priest
what he did for a living.
The priest was fascinated.
Using the communion rail, the tumbler gave the priest a
demonstration of his moves.
Two women were in line, watching all this.
Mable said to her friend, "If that is what the Father is
giving for a penance, I had better go home and put on
my pantsuit."
preparation for Christmas.
The circus was in town and the tumbler decided to go to
the service and make his confession.
The priest he confessed to was sitting next to the
communion railing.
The tumbler confessed his sins and then told the priest
what he did for a living.
The priest was fascinated.
Using the communion rail, the tumbler gave the priest a
demonstration of his moves.
Two women were in line, watching all this.
Mable said to her friend, "If that is what the Father is
giving for a penance, I had better go home and put on
my pantsuit."
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~~ There are no races, only countries of people
Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and
blue.
Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and
blue.
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~~ If electricity comes from electrons...
does that mean that morality comes from morons?
does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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~~ Pete asks his trainer in the gym: "I want to impress
that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
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~~ Those who box gets in arm’s way.
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~~ A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around
and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After awhile a beggar came up to her and said,
"Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you!" said the woman,
"I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well, then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my
bed?"
and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After awhile a beggar came up to her and said,
"Hello, Luv, how about us going for a walk together?"
"How dare you!" said the woman,
"I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well, then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my
bed?"
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Todays thought: The strongest is never strong enough to be always the
master, unless he transforms strength into right,
and obedience into duty.
master, unless he transforms strength into right,
and obedience into duty.
Rae's trivia...Badminton as we now know it took its name from
Badminton House in Gloucestershire, England
home of the duke of Beaufort and was once known as
battledore and also as shuttlecock.
Although the sport is not popular in America, crowds of up
to 15,000 are common for major badminton tournaments
in Malaysia.
Badminton House in Gloucestershire, England
home of the duke of Beaufort and was once known as
battledore and also as shuttlecock.
Although the sport is not popular in America, crowds of up
to 15,000 are common for major badminton tournaments
in Malaysia.
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