Everyone have a good Mothers day??
☼
What a lazy dog.....
looks like he's enjoying his self...
☼
What a giggle of cats....
and they all look alike......
☼
Wow, what a bunch of noisy critters....
☼
It's not funny, Mcgee.....
Can't feed all them critters breakfast.....
☼
How about leaving my cat alone..
☼
No wonder the baby's crying...
you stole his pacifier.....
☼
Yep...he is cool....
☼
Out, Out... the place isn't big enough for both
of us.... and don't come back.....
☼
You know I believe this.....pretty bad....huh?
☼
Maybe Eno, will give you a laff...
☼
Okay, Okay... I'm leaving....
☼
☼
♥♥♥
~~ "It's a scientific fact.
For every year a person lives in Hollywood,
they lose two points of their IQ."
For every year a person lives in Hollywood,
they lose two points of their IQ."
☼
~~ "Folk who don't know why America is the Land of
Promise should be here during an election campaign."
Promise should be here during an election campaign."
☼
~~ My sister and I, visiting our aunt in hospital,
had brought along a treat for her.
Because we weren't sure if she was on a restricted diet,
we asked at the nursing station and were told it was
alright to give her the home-made cookies.
As we turned to leave, a nurse held up her hand to stop us.
"I'm here," she advised, "for quality control."
had brought along a treat for her.
Because we weren't sure if she was on a restricted diet,
we asked at the nursing station and were told it was
alright to give her the home-made cookies.
As we turned to leave, a nurse held up her hand to stop us.
"I'm here," she advised, "for quality control."
☼
~~ "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a
car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower,
snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower,
snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
☼
~~ A man walked up to the manager of a department
store.
"Are you hiring any help?" he asked.
"No," she said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"
he asked.
store.
"Are you hiring any help?" he asked.
"No," she said. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"
he asked.
☼
~~ It was another frantic day at the office.
We were writing, revising and rewriting reports,
all of them due yesterday.
On one of the report drafts, I found a note from the harried
manager:
"Sorry. A couple of changes.
You typed what I wrote.
I didn't write what I meant."
We were writing, revising and rewriting reports,
all of them due yesterday.
On one of the report drafts, I found a note from the harried
manager:
"Sorry. A couple of changes.
You typed what I wrote.
I didn't write what I meant."
☼
~~ Women's equality is here to stay.
I know that because nine out of ten times in my work,
when the man of the house opens the front door and
invites me in, he turns around and yells "Honey,
the plumber's here!"
Then he disappears.
I know that because nine out of ten times in my work,
when the man of the house opens the front door and
invites me in, he turns around and yells "Honey,
the plumber's here!"
Then he disappears.
☼
~~ "Liquids can now be carried on flights again.
However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops.
You know who thought of this?
The airport gift shops." --Jay Leno
However the liquids must be bought in airport gift shops.
You know who thought of this?
The airport gift shops." --Jay Leno
☼
~~ As a member of a network support group, I was called
out one evening when the network went down.
Because my wife was also out, I took my eight-year-old
daughter with me.
I had isolated the problem to the power unit, but I was
stymied for a while as to how to reset the system.
Sally tapped my arm and asked, "Daddy, will this help?"
Then she handed me the manual for the power unit.
out one evening when the network went down.
Because my wife was also out, I took my eight-year-old
daughter with me.
I had isolated the problem to the power unit, but I was
stymied for a while as to how to reset the system.
Sally tapped my arm and asked, "Daddy, will this help?"
Then she handed me the manual for the power unit.
☼
~~ We were cruising at 35,000 feet, headed north from
Los Angeles to Seattle.
Numerous aircraft were experiencing rough rides
associated with a turbulent air mass in the Portland area.
One flight reported continuous light turbulence about five
minutes earlier, and the traffic controller asked how his
ride was now.
The turbulence had increased considerably.
"Five minutes ago it was rock 'n' roll," we heard the pilot
reply, "but now we're getting into heavy metal!"
Los Angeles to Seattle.
Numerous aircraft were experiencing rough rides
associated with a turbulent air mass in the Portland area.
One flight reported continuous light turbulence about five
minutes earlier, and the traffic controller asked how his
ride was now.
The turbulence had increased considerably.
"Five minutes ago it was rock 'n' roll," we heard the pilot
reply, "but now we're getting into heavy metal!"
☼
☼
Todays Thought: We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity
of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful
knowledge.
of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful
knowledge.
Rae's Trivia....
Instant replay added a new dimension to televised sports
when it was first featured in a 1963 telecast of an
Army-Navy football game.
In 1964, it became a standard technique on television.
when it was first featured in a 1963 telecast of an
Army-Navy football game.
In 1964, it became a standard technique on television.
another.....
Catherine the Great of Russia kept her wig maker in an
iron cage in her bedroom for more than three years.
iron cage in her bedroom for more than three years.
((((((((((((0)))))))))
No comments:
Post a Comment