one day in the 80's and then the next couple day's in the 60's...
with some times showers... Pete..can you keep up with "Norm"?
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Yesterdays Sunrise...
We had sometime clouds and sometimes Sunny...
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Links for breakfast......
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You woke me for links??
Not good "Bubba"
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Oh,Oh...now I'm scared.....
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Just what we need.......
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Is it safe to come out...yet??
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No thanks...no telling whats in it!...
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And you only thought dogs do the fetch thing.....
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Yep...thats were it is......
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Pete, wanna houseboat vacation??
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Well, it's time I left....see you tomorrow....
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♥♥♥
~~ Bin Laden's Dead.....
Here's hoping he wakes up in hell with 72 virgins from
San Fran that all want a piece of his (_!_) !!!!!
Here's hoping he wakes up in hell with 72 virgins from
San Fran that all want a piece of his (_!_) !!!!!
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~~ Reports coming in that Bin Laden used a woman as
a shield as the U.S. Navy Seals were attempting to
apprehend him.
And, who says al-Qaeda men don't stand behind their
women?
a shield as the U.S. Navy Seals were attempting to
apprehend him.
And, who says al-Qaeda men don't stand behind their
women?
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~~ Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into
next week.
He then roundhouse kicked himself into next week,
so he could roundhouse the man another week forward.
next week.
He then roundhouse kicked himself into next week,
so he could roundhouse the man another week forward.
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~~ Scientists have estimated that the energy given off
during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK
(Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK
(Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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~~ If you work in an office with Chuck Norris,
don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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~~ Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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~~ While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man,
who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her.
Eventually, he said, “Excuse me.... This is my stop.”
Since she wasn’t blocking his way, she was confused.
“Well,” she said, “go ahead.”
“And this is my pole,” he said.
My mother was completely perplexed until the young
man added, “I just bought it at the hardware store to hold
up my shower curtain.”
who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her.
Eventually, he said, “Excuse me.... This is my stop.”
Since she wasn’t blocking his way, she was confused.
“Well,” she said, “go ahead.”
“And this is my pole,” he said.
My mother was completely perplexed until the young
man added, “I just bought it at the hardware store to hold
up my shower curtain.”
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~~ Groan....A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but
then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with....
then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with....
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~~ I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk
one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:
"Religious services.
Maintain silence about the decks.
Knock off all unnecessary work."
An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our
daily routine, was confirmed with this announcement:
"Resume all unnecessary work."
one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:
"Religious services.
Maintain silence about the decks.
Knock off all unnecessary work."
An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our
daily routine, was confirmed with this announcement:
"Resume all unnecessary work."
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~~ This young couple invited their parson for Sunday
dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal,
the minister asked their young son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth.
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster.
"I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat
for dinner today as any other day.'
dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal,
the minister asked their young son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth.
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster.
"I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat
for dinner today as any other day.'
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~~ I can't afford to go away on vacation,
so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am...
so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am...
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~~ Whats the difference between someone of the British
royalty and a redneck from Virginia?
One is a product of generations worth of inbreeding,
has rotten teeth, and has a bunch of weird relatives who
belong on the Springer show.
The other one is a redneck.
royalty and a redneck from Virginia?
One is a product of generations worth of inbreeding,
has rotten teeth, and has a bunch of weird relatives who
belong on the Springer show.
The other one is a redneck.
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~~ "Kidnapping" is such a strong word, i prefer to say
"surprise adoption."
"surprise adoption."
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~~ A guy walked into the tax collector's office with a
huge bandage on his nose.
"Had an accident?" asked the tax agent.
"No" answered the man.
"I've been paying through it for so long, it gave way
under the strain."
huge bandage on his nose.
"Had an accident?" asked the tax agent.
"No" answered the man.
"I've been paying through it for so long, it gave way
under the strain."
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Todays thought: "In the End, we will remember not the words of our
enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Rae's Trivia......Badminton is the world’s fastest racket sport:
a shuttle, commonly known as a birdie, can leave the
racket at a speed of almost 200 mph.
Badminton was first recognized as an official Olympic
sport during the 1992 Summer Games.
More than 1.1 billion people watched badminton’s
Olympic debut on TV.
a shuttle, commonly known as a birdie, can leave the
racket at a speed of almost 200 mph.
Badminton was first recognized as an official Olympic
sport during the 1992 Summer Games.
More than 1.1 billion people watched badminton’s
Olympic debut on TV.
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