Well, we're getting into some warm, nice
weather...this weekend.
Everthing around here is wet....
needs to dry out...
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Pete, want some good steak sauce ??
great on steak....
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Oh.... you gotta have the steak......
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Caterday is tomorrow....Bubba....
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Do the turtles fascinate youse??
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Must be listening to "Willy Purrs"....
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No such as a short survey...
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Zombies scare me....
they will eat your brain....
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So that's where she comes up with them....
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Yep, and your it.....
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You an't right....Bubba...
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Time to go....
this thing doesn't look too comfortable...
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~~ "According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics,
17 people die on the job every day.
Which is pretty awful news.
Unless of course you're looking for a job."
17 people die on the job every day.
Which is pretty awful news.
Unless of course you're looking for a job."
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~~ Everyone complains about spiraling prices,
but honestly, isn't that better than having them go
straight up?
but honestly, isn't that better than having them go
straight up?
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~~ Lucy went to college.
However, she really worried her folks because all she
ever wrote home about was boys and good times.
Her mother decided to have a serious talk with Lucy when
she came home for a weekend.
The mother started out by saying, "Now, dear, if you are
only going to college to find a husband, it certainly will
be expensive shopping."
"Yes, I know, Mom," said Lucy, "but what a supermarket."
However, she really worried her folks because all she
ever wrote home about was boys and good times.
Her mother decided to have a serious talk with Lucy when
she came home for a weekend.
The mother started out by saying, "Now, dear, if you are
only going to college to find a husband, it certainly will
be expensive shopping."
"Yes, I know, Mom," said Lucy, "but what a supermarket."
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~~ That we had perhaps overpacked for our first
camping trip recently was brought to our attention when
our neighbor, seeing the assortment of boxes, bins and
gear strapped to our roof rack, came rushing over.
“Oh!” he exclaimed.
“I'm so glad I got to see you before you moved!
camping trip recently was brought to our attention when
our neighbor, seeing the assortment of boxes, bins and
gear strapped to our roof rack, came rushing over.
“Oh!” he exclaimed.
“I'm so glad I got to see you before you moved!
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~~ It's awfully difficult to feel morally superior to a
person who gets up earlier each morning than you do.
person who gets up earlier each morning than you do.
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~~ Tommy, was taking the collection bag off the lawn
mower the other day and his neighbor asked,
"Did you just mow the yard?"
Tommy said, "No.... I'm spreading these grass clippings
on the ground to see if they will grow."
mower the other day and his neighbor asked,
"Did you just mow the yard?"
Tommy said, "No.... I'm spreading these grass clippings
on the ground to see if they will grow."
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~~ Her: "How's your history paper coming?"
Him: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet for research and it's been very helpful.
Her: "Really?"
Him: "Yes! So far I've located 17 people who sell them!"
Him: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet for research and it's been very helpful.
Her: "Really?"
Him: "Yes! So far I've located 17 people who sell them!"
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~~ "The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill
to build a 700- mile fence along the Mexican border.
Apparently, the idea is to keep Mexicans from getting
back home."
to build a 700- mile fence along the Mexican border.
Apparently, the idea is to keep Mexicans from getting
back home."
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~~ A rule of thumb for preachers:
If after ten minutes you haven't struck oil, stop boring!
If after ten minutes you haven't struck oil, stop boring!
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~~ During the production of 'Fort Apache', director
John Ford was given daily weather reports by an Indian
medicine man.
Ford, amazed by the accuracy of the man's predictions,
began to plan his shooting around them.
When the medicine man failed to produce a report one
day, Ford asked another Native American on the set for
an explanation.
The man's reply? "His radio broke."
~~ During the production of 'Fort Apache', director
John Ford was given daily weather reports by an Indian
medicine man.
Ford, amazed by the accuracy of the man's predictions,
began to plan his shooting around them.
When the medicine man failed to produce a report one
day, Ford asked another Native American on the set for
an explanation.
The man's reply? "His radio broke."
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Todays Thought: If knowledge can create problems, it is not through
ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov
ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov
Raes Trivia.... English ships once carried limes to protect sailors from
scurvy; what did American vessels carry?
Cranberries.
scurvy; what did American vessels carry?
Cranberries.
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