Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, Couldn't sleep this morning, so I got

an early start...

Yesterday we got the storms...today nice weather...

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What kind of Muffin this morning, Petewete?

The man likes his muffins with his coffee..

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I know you do...I wouldn't Deny you.....

I'm not that Dumb....

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I'm glad you see it my way.....

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Gotta have water after eating them Muffins....

What kind were they?

Never mind, I think I don't wanna know!

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Looks like he's had a few muffins this morning....

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You wouldn't??

You an't right!!

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Gotta get you clean.....

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This little one is fearless!!

Offer them some Muffins!!

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Their waiting for their breakfast Muffins....

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Well, I fixed that window ...

Now its easy to get it up....

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~~ Because of a holiday, the deadline for taxes is April 18, so you have three extra days to dig through restaurant dumpsters for receipts.

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~~ I get a $150,000 tax refund this year!
And people say you can't do your own taxes!

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~~ Opera is when some guy gets stabbed in the back
and starts singing

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~~ I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper,
and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?"
I didn’t know what to say.
So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down
again.

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~~ My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his
birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were
$20 each ! ! !
Damn this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

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~~ Two snowmen are standing in a field.
One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

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~~ Two lifelong friends had a running argument.
The black friend would argue that God was black,
and the white friend would disagree and say that God
was white.
One day, they decided to go fishing.
On the way back, they were still arguing about whether
or not God was black or white.
Before they knew it, they where in an accident, and they
found themselves in heaven.
When they got there, St. Peter met them at the Pearly
gates.
Again, the question was brought up,
"Is God black or white?"
St. Peter told them to have a seat in the waiting room
and God would come out and talk to them about it.
While they were waiting, they continued to argue whether
God was black or white.
Then they heard some footsteps coming.
They turned around as the door swung open and in
stepped in God in His grandest toga.
They looked to Him expectantly, waiting for His answer
to their long running argument.
He smiled at them and said, "Hola muchachos!"

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~~ A truck driver was driving along the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him
and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver,
puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."

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~~ Question...How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't.... you get down off a goose.

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~~ One of my students works at a pizzeria after classes.
She told me that if I ever ordered a pizza from her
restaurant, I should ask for her by name and she'd "
put lots of extra stuff" on it.
I took her up on her offer one evening, and the pizza was
certainly loaded.
t was also topped with a mound of bacon shaped to read
"A+."

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~~ "Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the
apple, woman’s punishment has been to supply a man
with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees
with him."

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~~ I believe for every drop of rain that falls,
a flower grows.
And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out,
and a car rusts and....

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Todays Thought:  "It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion, it is easy in solitude to live after your own; but the great man is he who, in the midst of the world, keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Rae's Trivia.... Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all fouressential food groups: alcohol, caffiene, sugar and fat.